Glup Shitto as a character is bisexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

I didn’t realize he was human pet guy. Helluva resume

He said “a” war not “the war against Iran.” Haven’t seen any polar bears in my neighborhood lately. Maybe he meant that war

Ahem. 1976.

That musta been one hell of an expense report

Is his corpse currently preventing ships from transiting the canal?

When I was a kid I thought it rhymed with mania, so I’ll buy any anything

Just another day in Nerlins, baby!

Heavens to betsy

I’m just saying I think people would be a lot less annoyed if his name were Anthonee Chalamet

Yeah, it’s wild how total it was

Julia from Kensington’s post on nextdoor Irene to bottom line it: You say in this post: "I trust the good faith of our elected Council members and support Measure C so we can have solid funding for planning and budgeting first, and then for: renovation of the existing library, building a new library on the same site, or building a library elsewhere - all proposals currently on the table." All proposals are clearly NOT on the table. This is either an intentional LIE or you have been misinformed and are now properly informed. PLEASE RESPOND.

lowkey obsessed with this lady on nextdoor who aggressively posts like this about the library even though she lives in the next town over. PLEASE RESPOND

Dutch Protestants. Taking pillarization a bit too far imho

The Survivors is not much loved, to be sure

I will vote for any political candidate brave enough to unequivocally state that it’s racist to prefer KFC to Popeyes

Some Riddick shit going on there

Literal lol

I’m intrigued that “Art Club Movie” is a qualification? Or a descriptor? Maybe a professional title?

That’s Richard Jewell

Four, but I’m shocked it didn’t penetrate my skull

No, Jewell Jewell. Four years ago. Both 90s icons

Four years ago, mysterious ailment!

Wait, Jewell is dead? Wtf?

P p 5, 1 doodoo

I mean, lotta records got destroyed in a lotta places between 1894 and 1942. Gotta get replacements, right?

That’s insane. The only answer is four Robert Californias. He saved that show

I don’t smoke weed anymore for the same reason, but I am confined to bed by a sinus infection, and I’ve never felt more like a part of the zeitgeist!

Bene gesserit voice: take your hand out of the Garfield clock

New airport limo FOR MEN