Imagine a horse if you please. Imagine a mule in your head you sleeze. Imagine a pony that's doing a dance. Imagine a donkey who's living in France.
You can use this for free if you want.
there's few things as nice to put in a sandwich as ruffled crisps. a plain ham sandwich with some crunchy boys in there? different level.
Please take me to see the Armadillos
I'm streaming in 10 mins at the link in my bio for www.cupburger.org. Cupburger is a mutual aid redistributing wealth across the twitch community, ensuring we are looking after those in need when the people in power are failing us. Take when you need, give when you can x
Ask literally any American. For-profit healthcare and insurance-based healthcare is dangerous and anti-human.
Do you want to pay £40,000 to have a baby? Imagine every single GP visit suddenly costs HUNDREDS of pounds. Who will go in when they are in pain? People who can afford it.
If you're happy to move to a fully privatised or insurance based healthcare system in the UK as opposed to the NHS then you're happy with people you know dying or living in agony.
Make it bad
Everytime a company has a ai chatbot I just spam it until they let me talk to a person or I find a number and call them. I will not cease. I fucking hate ai chatbots more than I hate your shitty little images. Let me talk to a human or fuck off.
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theres a cafe at the end of my street does a pecan pie cookie and i really worry this is where all my moneys going to go
watching Passions for the first time and 5 mins in theres a ghost. now this is a soap opera.
I went back two years to find this as I was about to type this out again and thought "have I had this thought before"
a flag that is a brown bar top and bottom, then a red bar in the middle and a yellow squiggle
just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag
You're mistaking me replying to a tweet about horse racing for my entire moral compass. I have made it clear my position on the horrors in Gaza many times. Free Palestine. Fuck ice. Protect trans kids. Is that enough, stranger on the Internet?
He didn't say he'd changed his mind? He didn't say he hasn't. He's saying they're bringing it up now as a way to discredit him. You're being purposely obtuse. I'm not a greens supporter but he's obviously the best hope we have of change. If you don't believe that it's fine.
But he's not saying they're lying? He's saying it's irrelevant? And it is.
I don't think you can in anyway compare this with Boris Johnson
I just don't think there's a way to have welfare for animals that can't recover properly from broken limbs in a sport that increases limb break risks so highly.
Radiohead are Coldplay for pretentious people
we should scrap horse racing too, but your position on this either way wouldnt effect my decision to vote for someone. clutching at straws so badly, sun.
its good to talk!
next round of comedy v potatoes isnt going much better
im doing a world cup of nice things and the opening round of pens v sausage rolls is causing a huge fuss
i really want a world where everyone can be who they want to be without fear of judgement from those in power and i dont think thats too much to ask for in my 100 years on this planet
ive figured it out, the secret was the windows
it's an awkward level of heat ya know? too hot for jumper, too cold for shorts. whats a boy to do
a postman who stores all your post up for the winter months
hahaa you guys it was an april fools, ive been pretending to be this level of funny for years when im actually much more funny and successful
having no job has finally started to stress me but im sure everything will be fine with no money coming in hehe :)
Few things I hate more than let's go, it has ruined anything good happening