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Posts by Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw

I have taken a solemn oath (told a few people) to take my banjo to next year's FKO and actually play something, so I've gotta do it

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I'm honestly tempted to watch the show on strength of the song

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LOOK AT IT

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Oh hole in the wall sushi restaurant staffed entirely by a (presumably) husband and wife pair, you can fix me

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That would be fucking sick

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Guy got up and said, "I think it's time we all stand up and sing the Canadian national anthem.

"OH THE YEAR WAS 1778."

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Nearly done with Moss Tiger…
#needlefelt

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Never happy, nothing and no one is good enough, the general disinterest in other people, and the constant impossible trial of figuring out if she's actually experiencing cognitive decline or if she's just manipulating you...

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Livia Soprano reminds me so, so much of my grandmother

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You probably do if it's sff related. I basically woke up to seeing shit this morning and was like. God learn to shut the fuck up

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All you have to do is not post!

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Begging people on the internet to know you can suspect a thing about a person without just saying it, even if they are a public figure. You don't have to out someone you think is a socially untransitioned trans woman. You can just not do that

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We get home and are greeted by our roommate. This turns into the three of us standing in the kitchen for like forty minutes talking about, in no particular order, what we had for dinner, my favorite detective series, the Avignon papacy, and types of elves

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The verb is play for a reason

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Learn to play a single song? No. Spend two hours experimenting with random sounds on the banjo.

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Luke Skywalker's tacklebox of trail mix

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Tragedy......

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And then he started hooking up with Caia and really enjoyed them and also saw a chance to ally with a maybe more stable empire and negotiate for better assurances of sovereignty for his own people on their own land, and it really all worked out beautifully for him

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He'd been in politics long enough (sometimes internal politics in the more clan-based highlander minority culture he's from, more recently diplomating between them and the kingdom they were subject to) that he was kind of half-retired and splitting his time between work and mentoring youths

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A Makowka Picrew image of a black man with reddish blond hair and golden eyes.

A Makowka Picrew image of a black man with reddish blond hair and golden eyes.

A photo of a grizzly bear with almost blond fur.

A photo of a grizzly bear with almost blond fur.

Helvius was one of my characters in the ttrpg all these characters originated in (a game where the two of us were each playing three characters.) A big, friendly bear of a man (and literal bear), older than the rest of the PCs by like twenty years, and easy for people to overlook politically

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A normal fic prompt

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I'm helpfully providing very good prompts for this fandom I'm not in. I'm very useful

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Improbable polyamory configurations was part of my second pass, because they vetoed "line marriages" because it's "too obscure" and requires you to have "read Heinlein" and also doesn't "make sense" with a m/m/m trio

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AAAAUUUUUUGGHHHH

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When I have leftover epoxy mixed up and need to use it for something before it cures, one of the things I do is just make a small horse or other creature to go on something later

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I'm gonna run out of jar lids

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Maybe the bougie natural store would have just some powder

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It's a bad flavor!

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Why is it so hard to make a dishwasher detergent that gets my dishes clean without also being so strongly perfumed that I can taste it on the dishes

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I've been really bad at posting my art anywhere recently, but I've got three pieces in a show this month and three more pieces ready to go in a show next month, which is cool

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