I’m afraid he’s going to use tactical nukes. He has no idea what to do because there is nothing to do

My dad, trying to demonstrate the danger of the tyranny of the majority, said if only men voted, rape would be legal. Even as a kid I saw that was far beyond disgusting

We joked that the dog had a foot fetish because he wouldn’t stop licking our feet. My wife immediately got an ad for a pair of silicone feet with a … gap between them

Zelig for dummies

She had no idea and clearly hadn’t done the work. It was incoherent BS. There wasn’t any way to give her points and maintain rigor. The professor and I met with her. He said he wouldn’t make it go away, but he’d mitigate it if she did well from here out. She took the lesson and got a C in the class.

Because the best marks believe in the scam so completely that they’ll build an identity around it

I gave a 6% to a student on an essay test when I was a TA. I showed it to the professor to see if I was being too harsh and he said he didn’t know what I gave her six points for. Then he started calling me Santa Claus.

*stepping up

Kelly is stepping as a presidential contender

There’s places where AI will be transformative and it will be devastating to some fields, but a larger social transformation is just hype

We haven’t had such a menacing pope in centuries

We had a speaker who was up front about using AI images, but always chose one that was completely ridiculous

This happened to me last week on Threads after TSA responded to my joke about flying with a huge bag of foam ears

Walking more, if able, is unambiguously good. I’m still getting the shots.

Congratulations and I’m sorry too many guys are complete asses

My wife is a lawyer. She said law school is prestigious trade school

Enten was great at 538, I don’t know how he is at CNN, so I’m surprised they are using him this way

The bears had a two score lead near the end, which they blew. The graph doesn’t seem to reflect that.
The Bears blew it first, the Bengals blew it last

A lot of Christians better pray that the atheists are right

I think he’s talking about the White Sox

He told a story years ago about when he moved to the bullpen. The Braves asked what he’d like as his walk up song. He said he didn’t care, so they played Dancing Queen. One of my favorite baseball stories

I did the math. 972 million and change. Insane

Welcome to Trump's
America.

My ex-wife and I ran into #janegoodall in a parking lot in the middle of Nebraska. I said, “oh, there’s Jane Goodall” without it registering. It was before we all carried cameras all the time, but she was very gracious.

Nobody has annoyed me today. Maybe it happened and we haven’t noticed

That’s not a women’s space. It is a girls’ space

Slavery, Jim Crow, and ghettoization were American ideology. Civil Rights protestors were called communist agitators

I was behind a car with stickers for all these great bands, Radiohead, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails. I eventually pulled alongside and it was some old person driving. It made no sense.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

But trump claims the ability to ignore appropriations