What say you about sending the October magazine early to I.M.P? I dont want to run out of the pumpkin bombs this year.. IT. IS. A. MUST! The crew loves 'Target Confetti' everywhere if you catch my drift~
Fan-fuckin' tastic, i'm telling you! Those AK's came in handy for the last client we had.
HOOHOH boy, those were some kick ass precise weapons in our last order we got.
OH! Got a question for ya since... you know, you love us so much and all..
And we ARE one of your best customers, so..
🐴->
HAAY, 'Miney! Doin' a follow up on my daughter there. I sent her with the cash to settle I.M.P's debt~
You did get it, didn't you?
*absent mindedly he began making toothpick figurines of his co-workers*.
You didnt...
A UNICORN IS A HORSE!
....
*he cant believe it*
A horse.. WITH. Magical. POWERS?! Tell me isn't true!!
Whats this i'm hearing about?
What 'Mythical Creature'?
...
@hellademons.bsky.social
*he's making a phone call to Carmine as he's rummaging through his desk drawer. He's looking for fiddlesticks, he feels creative.*
Too busy for words.
But words are all i have to explain shit, so.. busy?
*his tail tip thumped happily as he was hugged.*
What've you been up to in the wides of Hell?
*he smiled as he was pulled into the side hug*
Love ya too, sweetie. Don't you forget that neither!
*cue impish snuggles and him being happy he even got to spend time with her in the first place. Nah, he wouldnt trade this for the world.*
*cue a small chuckle, hoping to lighten the mood with no hard feelings*
Point is, Loony.. everybody's got their bullshit squared one way or another. Broken bones and all, i'll still be here~
*he smiled a bit and gave a soft sigh*
Funny story?
This bitch *he pointed to himself* knows what that feels like. To be angry. Wanting to show it. Except I took it out on my relationships while you took it out on my furniture
🐴->
Eh. Bolted the furniture 'cuz you went through that faze of liking to throw shit out windows. Not because i thought you were a monster..
So i just.. dealt with it. Maybe kinda.. knew you were misunderstood. Kinda like me?
*he nuzzled her arm looking up at her*
Always got your back sweetie!
*he blinked slowly*
I.. well, i'm not scared of you~
*he offered a smile as he wiggled closer and leaned his head on her arm.*
In fact? You're my favourite! Don't let those snot-nose pissants give you the what-for.
They don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.
*is tacklehugged!!*
Holyshit!
Well hello to you too, Bee~! Missed me much?
*sits beside her*
.... those dumbasses botherin' you again, Loons?
No FUCKIN' way! You're still kickin' around?!!!
*cue a flying imp HUG!*
You don't know how much i've MISSED you!
*he's been lurking in the shadows this whole time.*
...
Yeah i still see all of you out there.
Don't think I fuckin' went anywhere, bitch.
✦Drink: coffee & cherry pepsi
✦Food: eggplant parm
✦Pets: 9 dogs
✦Relationship: too scared to be abused again 😰 (single)
✦User: Static
✦Pronouns: there is no right and wrong pronoun for me. I am whatever you see me most as.
✦Height: 4ft 11in (149.86cm)
✦Sexuality: Pansexual
✦Sign: ♌️🦁
✦Piercings: 4
✦Tattoos: 6
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He-eyyy, look at all you sexy followers out there~!! 202, WOW!!
Did NOT see this coming! Thought i'd be stuck ass crack deep in the 100's but HERE WE ARE!
Glad ya like my shit, stick around! There's more where that came from! Just keep in mind this account is 18+ (minors will be BLOCKED!)
😭 i'm SOoOoo pretty all blown up like thaaat!
*his eyes softened.*
To be honest? I..
Don't even know i'd of taken the news well back then either.
*he sighed softly as he leaned his cheek on Stolas's head.*
Wouldn't change a thing.
Well.. maybe one thing..and if I could fix every damn broken piece of this whole puzzle, i would..
I say it not enough or too much but..
Thank you..
*he smiled as he felt the weight of Stolas's head on his shoulder*
At least ya didn't get stuck with some rando-psycho-bitch threatening rent every two minutes.
*he chuckled lifting a hand to gently comb through the soft feathers
On Stolas's head.*
.. i dont know if ..
*he took out his cell phone from his suit pocket.*
I'm no halfway bitch, if i'm in, i'm IN.
Well i mean you arent plannin' on being a stranger, are ya? That door opens both ways, ya know~
My office is open 7 days a week and -- OOH!
Got your phone on ya? I'll send ya a text with the apartment info too! I'm sure Loony wont mind a visit or two from ya either.
There would be no forest left~
Anybody messes with I.M.P in one way or another, has another thing coming for 'em~
Of COURSE i need you~ i'm pretty much certain always at this point.
*yeah, yup. She's not going anywhere now. She's part of his life, he's making it so.*
*he hugged her tight*
Still.. don't understand what i did exactly to deserve all this~
*cue his softer side shining through, his eyes bubbling at her words*.
I've just been ... me. The whole time.
*he pulled away from the hug a little to look at her.*
WHAT! What do you mean 'if i need'?
If it doesn't? I got ways for it work out.
Like Hell i'm gonna sit on the sidelines when i got shit to do! And believe me, Jane-y-Jane.. i'm not through yet.
Buhh uhm.. thanks for..
You know..
Bein' there for me. I'm workin' on stuff myself, trying to .. be kinda.. a better imp.
