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Posts by John Pinto

A white, pinstriped ice cream carton with the Raiders logo and the words "Dreyer's Grand Ice Cream" in black letters on a grey box. The lid has this white and black stripes

A white, pinstriped ice cream carton with the Raiders logo and the words "Dreyer's Grand Ice Cream" in black letters on a grey box. The lid has this white and black stripes

Dreyer’s Raiders Crunch (1995-1996): Vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate-covered pecans and swirls of both fudge and caramel. Released to celebrate the Raiders return to Oakland after playing in LA for the previous 12 seasons.

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Hell yeah hell yeah

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mice 1961 felt kinda like guy maddin? really enjoyed it

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A book of my Creased Comics is coming this spring from NYRC.

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lookin like shoegaze huck finn

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vineland was sooooooooo good

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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

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Dont’e Thornton Jr. believes the Raiders have converted on 3rd and 20

Dont’e Thornton Jr. believes the Raiders have converted on 3rd and 20

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everlong on karaoke

everlong on karaoke

lightning delay

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Colorado really exploring the space here

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john middleton you better pay that man!!!!!

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Bought six the quarterly’s today

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friend of mine has good thing to say about a restaurant called “capo’s”

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dazed imagining some kind of “restaurant for italians”

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riding the 40 with uncle junior

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meat puppets up on the sun ➡️ spencer radcliffe enjoy the great outdoors

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Duran has so much gas my god I am Durantula pilled

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Duran is that fucking GUY. FUCK.

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treasure planet is a dnb movie

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max kepler’s walkup song is how soon is now???

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TRADITIONAL HORSESHOE by John Pinto I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet. The wait for its arrival is worse than crucifixion. So hard to pay attention. So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my…

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Today from John Pinto:

"I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet.
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So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my lame duck pre-magnet life."

https://www.havehashad.com/wluzy

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TRADITIONAL HORSESHOE by John Pinto I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet. The wait for its arrival is worse than crucifixion. So hard to pay attention. So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my ...

www.havehashad.com/preview/hadp...

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Got a new little story in @havehashad.com today about magnets, magnet issues, uh-huh

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Have liked this one for awhile, excited to see it part of a full book next year

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when will there be an italian founding father

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[funk flex otis premier voice] NICE

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this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole

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ergot. innovative + experimental horror

"Now Tess, she wants me to take action. She wants me to scare this guy off with the baseball bat we don’t own. The heaviest things at hand are the pieces of our new half-assembled dresser."

Today on ergot. 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social

www.ergot.press/authors/John...

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🏛️got a new story in @ergot.bsky.social today!🏛️

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🏛️

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