Naked frontal selfie

June, 2018

I did 2-1/2 hours of what I now realize was essentially parallel play tonight. Totally enjoyable but man it’s thrown my whole night time routine.

You have the best bush

I certainly am

Upon reflection “possess” does feel more like a masculine word. I don’t know that I associate such a word with stereotypical feminine vernacular. The creep remains though.

Oh as someone who appreciates dick, this is a fantastic constellation of posts, quoted, and replies!

Absolutely agree. 🧡

*moans softly*

@mattkmall.bsky.social
Here’s another variation

@mattkmall.bsky.social
Hey pookie- here a recipe for broth I like when I’m feeling poorly. I hope you get to feeling better soon! 🫂

If you’re an #exhibitionist, quote post with a full-frontal nude.

Being seen naked is fun.

Sometimes I’m #locked, sometimes I’m not.

Why would anyone ever use the word “possess” when referring to their relation to another person? I dont care who says it about whom, it’s creepy as fuck.

Look I hate the Regime as much as any other reasonable, socially aware person. But receiving political texts soliciting money at 9:30 pm feels really intrusive.

I take a solid nap several days a week. I’m doomed.

Ooof I’m sorry. Sending good vibes

I didn’t know this was a thing and it’s kind of breaking my brain

The only reason I dislike snakes is because I don’t know what kinds are venomous. Otherwise I think they can be such neat critters to encounter in the wild like this.

Catcher, and yeah that turned out really cool. Would love to see more.

I love the kind of queerios y’all are. What a joy it can be to read what people say on y’alls’ clever/sexy posts. It’s so rare to encounter shitty comments because I’ve worked to curate an experience that doesn’t usually carry that kind of energy. You f- and t-slurs are the bees’ knees. 🫶

Next time I see you, may I just run my fingers through your chest hair?

A few days ago I chomped down pretty hard on the right side of my lower lip. Of course the next day I chomped down on the same damn spot. Today, being more careful and favoring the bitten area, I managed to chomp the left side of my lip. Love that for me.

Purple and green. Such a gorgeous combination of colors.

I dunno where she went but man I loved her

Yep. Valid and fair. 100% correct. I don’t have an answer for this question. Hell I don’t even have a hot take.

You are correct though I that it feels super shitty.

I didn’t know it had such a deep voice 😂

Lisa!!

*chanting*
NERDS! AND! DICKS!
NERDS! AND! DICKS!

You cant legislate or rule someone out of existence. All you can do is make their life harder. Which means your goal is cruelty. It's exactly that simple.

It’s like flipping the district rep for the area the Mar a Lago sits in to a Democratic woman.

My dumb ass: Wait. I thought Bluesky was back up. What’s happening?! Why can’t I see the picture?!?!?! 🫨