I’m sorry you’re going through this. Happened to us last year. It’s heart wrenching

I may have overused “significantly” as it would reduce the Padres usage three times (but 23%!)

And the only do it on Mondays, which significantly cuts down the games it happens

Thanks to @bxdesusnice.bsky.social delivery, this is a regular reference in our home

Is this about the chili dog?

“Get ready to take your next L in the CBA negotiations”

If they’re going to keep following their research troll, you’re not going to like the answer.

Billy Beane got portrayed by Brad Pitt, so that’s pretty cool. The Second Lady of the US and Super Bowl champ Rashid Shaheed are currently the front runners

Awesome. I went in 24. It’s a wonderful city

Oh how the #dickhats tables turn

The franchise will not be moved. Our popularity is at an all time high

Don’t worry, they’re domesticating now. Trying to be cute to get you to feed them. Just ask for a cuddle

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

The hyenas have taken over

He’ll win five Cy Youngs and the Padres will have, in fact, played themselves

Mans got $210M and you were worried about a qualifying offer

Na na na na

See, we all good

You can feel it slipping away

I just checked… Sonny Gray got 3/$75m last year. It’ll be fine.

It’s generally about total dollars. I can’t imagine he could go worse than 3/$45m and that’s $23m more than the QO, even if the average isn’t as high. But he’ll do more than that.

Virtually zero chance he takes it. It’s just a free draft pick

There’s got to be a sandwich theme’d college bowl game he can be invited to.

6-7 years

Also, get the quote right. “But also you. Sometimes”

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

Yeah. They give themselves more chances than everyone else, but they are pretty consistently being pushed to the edge. So they’re not impossible to beat.

I find the Dodgers annoying because they are ruining baseball, so I wish the Blue Jays had won.

Seems easy enough.

You mean the franchise history of “let’s have fun at the ballpark and eat tri tip nachos” ??

You know it’s a good era because the expectations have been raised so much