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Me: What do you guys want to eat for dinner?

Middle child: Chocolate!

Me: youtu.be/gO0jiJw7GaY?...

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Remember, remember the fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot.

I think of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.

Maybe the AI can generate his prison barber to discuss maintaining proper coiffure while in prison.

*deep inhale*

Sigh.

You just know the kind of day it's going to be at work when someone runs into a problem and one of the responses is "Can we run Windows in Safe Mode?"

Oh boy.

But thank you *so much* for the invitation, and having me in the WhatsApp group, so that, every single goddamn year, I can have it rubbed in my fucking face just what it is that I'm missing.

I finally just deleted that group.

I know where I'm not fucking wanted.

You know what's a great idea?

Having a kosher Octoberfest gathering with friends, all of whom pitch in to bring different items for all to have a good time.

You know what else is a good idea?

Putting it during Sukkot every damn year. I always have the kids that week, so I can never attend.

Is it just me or is it starting to include more words that are not usually found in typical conversations?

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Gary Johnson approves this answer.

Understanding is a three edged sword.

Corey Adler #EdBallsDay

Du Hast has got to be the angriest love song in existence.

But it is fantastic.

That man sure loves his hair.

Sheik knew it years ago, bubba! If he were still alive he would break his neck like that jabroni Hulk Hogan!

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Tom Woods right now:

New personal best by 5 seconds! #8thDayChanukahGoals

"Those who claim to be concerned about the most vulnerable and propose policies of increased public spending and inflationary monetary emission, not only do not achieve their objective, but they achieve the opposite."

--Javier Milei

(h/t @lp-clc.bsky.social )

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JEWS. IN. SPAAAAAAACE! #ChapterhouseDune

And it has hit another level of disturbing.

Between having a character hide herself by cosplaying as a prostitute (who has already had customers that night!) and the group of women who apparently can kill men through sexual pleasure, I'm starting to rethink my choice to continue past God Emperor.

Read a lot of Heretics of Dune over Shabbos.

The level of clinical obsession with sex in this book is getting disturbing.

HE IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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I did get it wrong.

Sigh.

I'm just so very, very fucking tired of the goddamn memes right now.

Does it extend to other industries as well?

How many people need to be negatively affected before they should be killed? Is it in the thousands, or hundreds, or tens?

How badly does it need to have affected them? Is it just health wise or can it be money too?

SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN RULES.

How about middle managers?

Sales? Marketing?

I.T. Staff?

Janitors?

Stockholders?

Do we celebrate their deaths too? When their children are forced to grow up without one of their parents?

"Hey sorry kid, but your parent was a bad person so they were killed and we're going to meme! Lolz."

Can someone please enlighten me:

What's the criteria for determining that someone deserves to be murdered and their murder be celebrated?

I can see that being the CEO of an insurance company with bad policies qualifies, but what about members of the board?

Do they also deserve to be murdered?

THEY EVEN MADE A GITHUB REPO!

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Greatest programming song EVER. 🤣

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I was literally coming here to say this.

One would be hard pressed to find any kind of storyline that Law and Order HASN'T done already.

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Huh. It seems like the person who made the other reply has now blocked me.

My reaction?