twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
A Sims cat that looks like Kit scratching the couch
The simulation is so real
Only 5 years? That first year you must have done SO MUCH?? You really went for it, that’s excellent!
Day 3 of pescadomaxxing on vacation and we’re still going strong. By the end of it I will either have enough omega 3 fatty acids to reason us out of this mess, or my and RFK Jr’s worms can fight it out Pacific Rim style.
Holding on as long as I can on the off chance we can get a new NIN arg out of this’n
Do autopsy technicians take requests, like could I get them to finally figure out what was going on with my hand and wrist pain so that someday the people I leave behind knew I was right?
Manager types, make sure you're giving folks support to take time off to #vote, and cascade that through your org as needed.
If the project ships late cus a few folks took a few hours off, it wasn't making the deadline anyway.
Between that pizza in china and this hot sauce adventure, I’m becoming so confidant in my ability to place a missing flavor
Hell yeah, I was just bragging about how hunky you are at this hair appointment too
If a contractor says "If it were my own mother's house, I'd..." you're about to hear a straight up bonkers hack that god himself would not permit, none the less the city
mfs be saying “feb” because they can’t spell febuwuairy
Your dog could need the same glasses prescription as you and you'd never know it
DANG I just had one of those good, deep, double sided back cracks, like the ones you could only get twisting in your school chair.
I'm a real sucker for vaporwave apparel, to be fair
screwed-up boiled eggs
you ever screw up boiling eggs
He's asleep
He's asleep
hECK YE-h
The thing that's much like a sense of humor, roughly speaking
Weaponizing the language of mental health and social justice to get a double-serving of chicken on my burrito.
They are called jorts
heyyyyy, my guyyy! Happy to see ya
that "one drink for caffeine, one drink for hydration, and one for flavor" post but it's me with three different sized tasks to procrastinate on which each motivate me to do the other instead
Doing stagger damage to myself every time I use the phone because I'm unsure if I auto-pilot said "I love you" to the fence installers before hanging up
A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.
Just two hotties, looking at each other
Hrusb insists I show him the "authentic Waffle House experience", which either means we inhale a texas melt within seconds after driving all morning through hurricane floodwaters, or we try to make it through a bleary 2am comedown while trying not to make eye contact with anyone
