Sorry but if we’re queening out to any faux country/trash dance track it’s got to be Steps 5,6,7,8 surely

Oh honey you’ve not seen his reaction when Gaga comes on

The first brick was thrown at Stonewall so my son could create a playlist featuring Agadoo and the Crazy Frog 😩

100 years of fighting for LGBTQ rights for the ability for me and my husband to adopt, for this?

How and why has my son, who was born in 2017, become obsessed with Cotton Eye Joe, a song that was released in 1994?

Oh in that case 🤓 🥰

You’re giving school bully and it’s not a good look darling

Happy Uni Challenge final day to those who celebrate 🥳

Every time I say “yep” after passing a guy I would shag I feel like I’m doing my bit in rebalancing the objectification of women. I’m such a feminist 😊

That genuinely sounds dreadful

Absolutely, going to put it through its paces 😈

Considerable amount of sexual tension between me and the new ironing board. Looking forward to taking its virginity later 🫦

Missing tap, I know

Cute bathroom selfie x

I dispute the fact she disappeared because at least once per day me or my husband will “oh” the other

The certainly are 🥹

This is an extremely York memory but I have a specific recollection of a triple vodka and Irn Bru and by the time I finished it the river had burst its banks to the extent I had to paddle out of the pub

I feel like York is the only place I’ve ever seen bars doing trebles?

Chopping veg, drinking wine, listening to this absolute 10/10

Food looks excellent! 🤤

Sushi socks

You are correct

Christ this two week half term has felt like two months

If I never post again it’s because I’ve died during an ironing accident due to the board being broke but I need a work shirt for tomorrow

Lovely night being screamed at by Full of Hell with @andrewamc.bsky.social

At the metal show with oomf 😌

Significantly hungover taking my son to a monster trucks show

The Derby bit? Is that an option?

Wait until tomorrow when I convince you to go on a night out 😈