This sounds like how I have to time my morning meds lol. "Ok...30min has definitely passed... oh. Wait... 3 minutes??"

I just wanna see Sleep Token and Coheed and Cambria collab. Is that too much to ask? Vessel and Claudio skipping around, Josh and ii jamming...

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#sleeptoken #coheedandcambria #arcadia #oneamongthefence

Wheeee just gotta order some outlet covers and Miss Kitty will officially have her own spot in the office.

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#pupper #doggo #rescuemix

Deeply understood. Grew up with only ever having turkey once a year at most so it is adjacent to tolerable for me as an adult.

*zem. Autocorrect why betray me there

B o R b. I love zen

#borb #birb

Also significantly less overmanufacturing / antibiotic use in turkey compared to chicken.

Have you tried ground turkey yet? I find it more tolerable than chicken for so many reasons. For people, it's definitely a novel protein - your autoimmune system may not react to it.

Yaayyyy I love seeing your progress. Your body/fabric interaction is :: chefs kiss ::

And if my AuDHD picked up your pattern delete this comment ;)

Still waiting for one of my fav creators to announce a run for president with Trevor Noah as vp...

How dare you not answer my parasocial obsession? You're only a small creator. Kneel before me! (/s)

Not an old white guy telling me I can't use the bathroom because it says men.

"Sure I can. It's a toilet."

Cmon. Try me today. 🙃🥶

Woof

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#woof

I had to throw my phone and go hug my dog. This mama looked like my girl for a moment.. my girl's a great pyr/husky mix rescue and I could see the framework in the mama :(

When the time comes, may the photographs of rubble be the only legacy he leaves behind.

reminder that JK Rowling is not just some woman with anti-trans opinions.

she is an anti-trans activist.

she actively uses the money brought in through Harry Potter to support and fund anti-trans policies. she intends to do the same with this new TV series.

grow up and let this franchise go.

Coworker just trying to do you a solid so you don't have to be there a lil longer

Leave your phone at home.

It's weird to think that if education was free i'd probably have at least one doctorate right now. I would have never stopped going to university if i could have. I know there's a lot of problems with academia, but I really just enjoyed learning stuff i was interested in.

a cat wearing a police uniform is standing next to a door and says `` open up '' . ALT: a cat wearing a police uniform is standing next to a door and says `` open up '' .

It's the ass police you're being detained

You're such a good egg!! 🥰

I miss you more than the worms miss the dirt.

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*plane

My fiance is getting on a plan Wednesday I don't wanna know this rn :(

But off I go bc I try to be mindful of the world so I don't become an actual hermit

Illustration of some chicken nuggets, Mako shark is in the middle surrounded by them. Featured are tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, triceratops, stegosaurus, shark, brachiosaurus

chicken nuggets 🦕🦖
#art #sharks #dinosaurs

i am an adult. i'manadulti'manadulti'manadult #wow #housing #lol #xd

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I have an unfortunate amount of experience as a healthcare anomaly. ._. Still refuse to accept I am 'chronically ill'

Endo won't do anything for hashis- rheumatologist is more beneficial-- unless all of your thyroid levels are out of whack, they are gonna look for something else. Most endos only care about diabetes unless you find the SPECIAL specialist. Signed, fellow hashis endurer ♥