Adam Carolla whines about stew

OK, 6 years ago.

Some of them were whining a couple years ago about how men weren't eating enough stew.

Certainly the workers deserve an adult beverage and a salty snack for potentially saving the Union.

Ms. Porter, for the good of all, drop out now. Egos aside, there is very little daylight between you, Becerra, and Steyer. The one thing CA cannot have is a MAGA governor.

Looking forward to what god had to say about ballrooms and Iran.

Following a period of public dancing and urination, they can yeet his mortal remains into the sun for all I care.

So it is a cat? It looks like a dog/cat hybrid, and I was worried about what fresh hell that timeline would have in store for us. Very cool, in any case.

He should have someone explain the Virginia State Seal to him.

No one ever solved traffic congestion by building more roads, that's for sure.

Lesbian stage managers FTW.

I'm not sure if Pillsbury has caught onto this yet, but the cookie dough at Papa Murphy's is made with pasteurized eggs, so it's safe to eat raw. Will probably do this at home. Oatmeal and sugar cookie dough is as good or better than the cookies.

What would one even put in a Trump library? Certainly not books.

Given the Trump Regime, probably figures out ways to defend genocie.

We'll find out there are hitherto unknown bible passages about Ballroom.

If you just forget about the books and take it for what it is, it's a pretty great show. Also, yeah, you're dead on about the criticism.

Even when all the cases are thrown out of court, MAGA will *still* think the election was rigged.

I don't mind my tax dollars going to the efforts to rip them out of the ground, root and branch (in a better future, of course).

Definitely Putin's bitch, however.

That's a good point, thanks for clearly articulating it. Steyer seems like the real thing in terms of wanting good things for society, but the billionaire mindset doesn't play well with democracy.

And he, in turn, is playing the stock market like a violin. Which is a pretty sad reflection on the stock market.

This assumes we've ever seen them doing their jobs while sober.

Dear Media:

Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass.

We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

"Dr. Kelly Victory?"

Pallets of cash to Iran, you say?

This guy's been carrying a chip since John Belushi smashed his guitar that one time at a frat party.

Right in line with "A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and, you know, one other thing."

Donald Trump appears to admit his responsibility for underfeeding US sailors in the Persian Gulf.

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

Maybe it's just something MAGA does- see a dead raccoon, cut off it's dick. Would not surprise me.