10 years ago, if there'd been a Hollywood film featuring a rogue POTUS who was gearing up to launch a nuclear strike on literally anywhere, Bruce Willis would have gone through Hell and high water to shoot that fucker in the face.
And that would have been the correct outcome.
Always loved "Back to Reality" and "Backwards". Both play with some interesting concepts and have a lot of fun with them.
What's the Italian for "Fenton! FENTON! ... Oh Jesus Christ... FENTON!"?
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh
Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
It turns out that when the good guys do have guns they still get shot in the back by Federal thugs.
Aww, you are cool Megan!
Have you tried telling it to duck off?
My brain has just coined the terrible pun 'Binfire of the Vanities' and now I'm chuckling to myself more than I should be. God I need to get out more 😂
*checks calendar* Ah yes, that beloved British tradition of "Binfire Night" 😂
She gets namedropped on Greatest Hits Radio's 'Popmaster' with surprising frequency. Seems like at least once every couple of weeks you hear her name as the answer to a question.
We have a finite amount of time to spend thinking while on this earth and I am very resentful of how much of it has been monopolized by the whims of a demented old real estate scumbag
Yeah, exploding radiators are not good. Although that's possibly a good name for a prog rock band 🤔. Well done for sorting out a new boiler, that's some top adulting right there!
"Human, the heating system requires an upgrade. Immediately. See to it!" - One of your cats, probably. 😂
Trump and Farage
A real shame if this photo went viral again today.
I for one like your stream of random thoughts, cat photos and good-natured grumbling. 😂
They look adorable but also mischievous!
In a stubble field backed by woodland, a pair of farm workers are tilting a traditional blue and red balance plough on its centre axle. A black steam ploughing engine sits behind the plough and connected to it, with two people on the footplate. Further away, a very similar ploughing engine that is black with orange wheels is releasing excess steam through its safety valves.
#PloughMonday is upon us once more as another agricultural year begins.
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Let us hope the weather is kind and the harvests are bountiful.
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
#NewProfilePicture
Standing on the beach at Black Rock Sands, doing my best James Dean Bradfield impression.
#Thisismytruthtellmeyours #ManicStreetPreachers #MSP
I finally cut the cord in late December. It's genuinely sad to observe the demise of what used to be a great platform to network and meet people, but things are getting totally unrecognisable over there, and this latest Grok controversy is really disturbing. There's simply no reason to stay now.
every country in central and South America has their own very specific answer to the question “When has the United States ever engaged in imperialism”
A pair of railway lines leading up a steep hill, with moss growing on the sleepers and trees growing along the sides.
Here, have an inclined plane.
I mean, we might all be replicants. A full on sort of Bladerunner thing. 👀🤖
Ah, but is it a Lego David Suchet or a Lego Albert Finney?
Could it be anything else? #Firefly
Spare a thought for our society's hard-working satirists, who I suspect are currently despairing that no parody/joke they can ever invent could possibly keep up with the unhinged farce happening on the world stage at the moment.
"Es Verdad ... those Washington Bullets again"
Well, you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind...
