This is all very well, but this poor robot’s physical trainers have inculcated dreadful running habits that are going to leave their star athlete a burnt-out hulk in a (very) few years. Look at that terrible technique! Poor thing’s been trained to run like a toddler who needs to poo. Weight forward!
J. D. Vance: "Maurice shoulde be more careful when he doth speake of the pompatus of love."
“Last year’s snowstorm, remember that? Did the Pope get your streets plowed? Of course not! He was off on a lengthy junket in ritzy southern Europe like a crooked freeloader! Vote for whoever’s running against him!”
You know, there is an incomprehensibly huge selection of unintentionally funny things Trump has said over the years, but I think “The Pope is soft on crime!” has got to be way up there among the funniest.
Why are you putting makeup on an elf? Though iirc from the LOTR movies, they are a notably pallid folk, given to eyebrows that are ghostly at best. Carry on. Can’t hurt.
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
She might consider an honest gig as a fire hydrant at the local dog park. Proper application of naptha and a heat source, we might finally answer the question, Would any dog cross the street to piss on her if she were on fire?
Don't listen. His voice is grating and every word is dumber than the one that preceeds it. I tapped out at "I'm too smart to read books."
Indiana Jones punching a — hey! — Nazi
It was strange writing a song about the ICE occupation of Chicago back, what, 2000 years ago now. As that went on, the Twin Cities happened, and I watched Offissa Ross calculating shots one, two, three, and discovered Yeah, wow, the feeling’s extremely mutual, piggo. See ya soon, fash. Promise.
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
[dreamye lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party.
We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.
BREAKING: The Trump DOJ just published highly disturbing Files about Trump and then DELETED them.
We screen captured them before they were deleted.
Please share these documents far and wide. Don’t let them cover THIS up!!
krassencast.com/p/breaking-e...
Where…the…Hmongs…at…
Ah shit, ChatGPT just made me tear up a bit. Goddammit.
Last one of these for now.
Encouragement to overcome sadness and embrace love, letting someone into your heart to make things better.
Ah, sail on, Bob…
A Spanish lady gives the narrator a drug, causing a mind-altering experience. The narrator then encounters a girl driving a bus, marking the beginning of a new journey.
Emily, often misunderstood, borrows dreams and gazes through trees in sorrow. She floats on a river, embodying a carefree spirit.
Fnck it, I’m taking requests. This is too funny!
The lyrics describe a relaxed and easygoing attitude, emphasizing the need to take it easy and slow down. The repetition of “easy skanking” and “take it easy” reinforces this theme.
Relevant:
The narrator, living a transient and secretive life, describes their experiences with danger, surveillance, and a lack of personal connections. They are constantly on the move, using disguises and avoiding detection, while grappling with the emotional toll of their situation.
A recording session in Montreux was disrupted when a flare gun set fire to the building. The band relocated to the Grand Hotel to finish their album.
The narrator reads the news about a man’s death and a film about a war victory. They then describe their morning routine and a news report about holes in Blackburn.
Apple Logic’s new AI lyric-writing tools deserve a whole series. Where I expect “writing tools” to be a rhyming dictionary, a thesaurus, etc., what you actually get is, basically a ChatGPT client. I’m howling with derisive laughter at the results of the “Summarize” button. What song is this? 1/
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
Just say women. This is taking forever.
Shoots
Public Returns Favor on John Lonsdale
She caught it from a coughing ayatollah