Supermarket deli shelf with cold cuts labeled “KRETSCHMAR TURKEY OF THE BONE”

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

its just that evaluating draft picks sounds like the most fun part of the job, it sounds like the whole thing you would dream about doing when you would fantasize about being an nfl gm

This cat is basically Rasputin crossed with the Monopoly Man.

I Photoshop Neel into things…

Day 238

#StarWars

This may be the greatest health invention we see in our lifetimes. It would be incredible to see people live so much longer despite their cancer diagnosis.

Among the many should-immediately-end-this-presidency daily scandals is the fact that the current administration is dismantling research on the most incredible new scientific advance in the last several decades. Literally killing people.

Prime Minister Mark Carney and
Finnish President Alexander Stubb took the ice for some drills with the PWHL Ottawa Chargers.

Absolutely amazing.

❤️🇫🇮🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🇫🇮❤️
❤️🇫🇮🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🇫🇮❤️

My black dog Oscar.

I’m Oscar. I eat dandelions. Today I barked at a fly.

Sean Connery explaining the Chicago way.

"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

10/10, no notes.

I Photoshop Neel into things…

Day 225

#StarWars

I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.

scene from lord of the rings "this is it, if I take one more step it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been"

Artemis II today.

What I’d NEVER do as a brain injury rehab doctor:

• Motorcycle
• Tackle football (for my kids)
• Ignore BP
• Skip helmets
• Normalize repeat COVID infections

Because I take care of what happens next.

Comparing Easter messages

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

After Artemis II, if people still believe the Earth is flat, we should gently relocate them to a deserted island for their own safety. Obviously with a helmet, because walking is dangerous. Not near an uncontacted tribe though; humanity shouldn’t risk setting their progress back several centuries.

PM of Poland

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

A global oil shortage better start convincing people real fast that green energy isn't just necessary for adressing the fight against climate change, but also necessary for economic stability and independance.

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Five-time draft dodger says what now?

Too adorable not to post. She's making sure you see the sign.
#birdoftheday #birds #owls #adorable

Perfect response, no notes! Using AI to “think” just identifies the people who aren’t thinking for themselves .

Gamblers trying to win a bet on Polymarket are vowing to kill me if I don’t rewrite an Iran missile story Bettors are using death threats to try to get The Times of Israel's military correspondent to change his report on a missile impact in central Israel. This is his alarming account

Crazy crazy story. Times of Israel reporter ( English language Israeli news site ) gets escalating death threats to change story that’s at center of big polymarket bet. www.timesofisrael.com/gamblers-try...

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

The genius businessman strikes again

Today I want to tell you about my favorite sandwich, where to get it, and some other very important information you might not have heard before.