They call me Grey the way I be Poupon

Heard someone talking shit about the baby name Emma but then she said "It should have been Marie like my middle name."

White girls out here goin' crazy, bro.

This is my impression of a guy singing the theme song from Halo.

Oooo ooo oooo oo ooooo oo ooooooo.
Ooo oo oooooo.
Ooo ooo ooo ooooo ooooooooo.

AI is for losers

People love to make the "there's a football game during the Bad Bunny concert" joke and like yeah it was funny the first thousand times but I think the better joke is:

"There's a football game and a Bad Bunny concert in the middle of my five-hour-long commercial break."

I think there should be a draft for football. Like imagine you're working at Dollar Tree and you get a letter and you have to be like "Sorry guys, this is gonna be my last shift. I just got drafted for the lions."

So they have an entire event based on a pokémon with multiple forms, but you can only catch one form of the pokémon?

@olexayt.bsky.social Hello Olexa from the internet. I was watching a video you posted 6 month ago where you told me to buy something called Stadium Mustard. Just letting you know my mustard got delivered today. Haven't tried it yet though. That's it, that's the post.

Call me Mr. Piß the way I be pißin'

If I was a football player I would just put some Chihuahua spikes on my uniform that way people wouldn't be able to grab ot tackle me.

New Pokémon Go update just dropped and I now have 1000 more items than my bag can hold. I won't be able to spin a Pokéstop for like a month 😦

#PokemonGo

Panel 1) A person is suspicious of a man waiting around the corner, thinking that man is waiting for him for an unknown but ominous reason. Panel 2) The suspicious man is reciting the lyrics to Kokomo by the Beach Boys whilst drinking a Diet RC Cola.

Aruba, Jamaica.

And then I spent the whole dream imagining a banger tweet to make fun of people who use AI Wizard.
It ended up being,

"when you send the invite to the wrong gc and the weird friend shows up and starts saying shit like 'what if you could have a mortgage ache?"

I had a dream where someone was showing off an extension they put on their TV called Sports Wizard where an AI wizard would talk over the game and give you pretend stats on players that don't exist.

It's genuinely one of the best Lil' Wayne songs

Classic Meatloaf

When he says he'd do anything for love (but he won't do that)

I hate Elonald as much as the next guy but wow the level of dicksucking here is off the charts. Just as bad as the people who posted Trump with a six pack. Also AI is for losers.

The war criminal??

Who let the meemaws get their hands on AI?

Blind Owen Wilson when someone hands him a copy of Madden

This and any game with unlocks/achievements based on daily challenges. I love roguelikes but I'm not gonna play 100 daily challenges. Doesn't matter how good your game is.

2 hours ago 🤔

You dropped this

Fuck that. Nobody accidentally voted for trump. They saw a felon with a campaign to take away rights from women and people of color and they said "yeah this is my guy"
Anybody who voted for that deserves the worst. This isn't a TV show. They don't get a redemption arc.

Guile has two moves so I think I got this one in the bag.

Nerscylla!!! I've missed you so much 😭

Unless you're someone's Shirt Brother

New @emilyharpist.bsky.social variant dropped!? 😮

We’re just innocent men

You forgot to add this at the end