New York certainly just proved it knows what trash smells like on a hot summer day.

What are the odds on Pope Luigi?

One day, andor should be required viewing for all American high schoolers.

At least once an hour.

This is the discourse we need today

My three year old without fail now yells out “bad guy car!” Every time we pass a Tesla.

Don’t worry. Trump is a business man. Have you heard of the super successful Trump Marina resort and casino? How about Trump Plaza Casino? Trump Taj? I hear that Atlantic City is going to be the Gaza of the midatlantic region!

🍄 Nintendo Switch 2 Incoming! The long-awaited Switch 2 launches in June—with better graphics and an open-world Mario Kart. It looks perfect.

🐧 Trade War Chaos: Trump just started a trade war with the entire world—including an island inhabited only by penguins. In response, Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell, Collins, and Murkowski joined Democrats to pass a bill toblock his Canadian tariffs. The cracks are showing.

⚡️ Tesla Trouble: Tesla delivered 337,000 vehicles in Q1 2025, a 13% drop from last year. Stocks are down 12% this morning. And after his $26M Wisconsin election flop, Trump’s team is already signaling that Musk’s days are numbered.

🌞 Good Morning News: Wednesday 4/03/25
“There are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen.” — Lenin
😴 One more day until the weekend—let’s run it down.
🧵

maybe they need to see it again... he should try it next election.

Tariffs of 24% on china and 24% on Japan... ON NINTENDO SWITCH 2 ANNOUNCEMENT DAY?!?!?!?!?

🇫🇷 In “actions have consequences” news, far-right French leader Marine Le Pen has been found guilty of embezzlement and banned from holding public office—destroying her chances of running for president in 2027

🍊 In Florida, two deep-red districts held special elections. Republicans won, but the real story? A massive +16 and +22-point shift toward Democrats since November. Escambia County, which went +19 for Trump last election, just flipped blue.

🧀 In Wisconsin, Democrat-backed Susan Crawford won the state Supreme Court race in a landslide—despite Elon Musk dumping $26 million into the race, bribing voters with $1 million checks, and dancing in a cheese hat. Not only did she win by double digits, but she also shifted every county left

💙 Booker’s livestream racked up over 250 million likes on TikTok—more than the number of eligible U.S. voters.

✊ Senator Cory Booker just broke racist segregationist Strom Thurmond’s 24-hour filibuster record (originally set to protest the Civil Rights Act). Booker did it to fight Trump and Musk’s cuts to vital federal services—proving once again that you don’t mess with New Jersey.

🌞 Good Morning News: Wednesday 4/2/25
🐫 It’s hump day, and we’ve got a good one today! 🧵

What everyone in this country never seems to learn is… don’t mess with New Jersey.

The unforeseen part about a filibuster in the modern era is, it’s perfect. It is SUCH good livestream content, it is clippable for the feeds, and feels like a Mr Beast challenge. Dems should just have one going at all times.

Personal phones...
One person in the group chat was inside the Kremlin...
Literally a minute by minute timetable of a major airstrike...
... Are we done yet?

I just got invited to a group chat called
“UFOS AND SHIT: PC small group”

You think legit?

Hey fellow Z and Millennials… seems we have a weekend of drinking our new favorite drink Guinness coming up that would be a nice way to forget about fears of an coming recession and dismantling of our retirement … and oh come on?!?! 200% tariffs on eu alcohol?!?!?

Ten Days That Vanished: The Switch to the Gregorian Calendar | Britannica In 1582 Pope Gregory XIII introduced a more accurate calendar. But switching over wasn’t easy.

I mean… it’s happened before. www.britannica.com/story/ten-da...

🇬🇱 Greenland’s anti-Trump, pro-independence party just won the election.

🇺🇦 Ukraine has agreed to a ceasefire deal — now it’s Russia’s move.

💉 Researchers report that an annual HIV injection has passed a key early safety trial, bringing us closer to a flu-shot-like dosing schedule for HIV prevention.

🚗 That bizarre Tesla infomercial outside the White House? It’s a sign the protests are working — and they’re getting very nervous.

☎️ Congress is currently getting 1,600 calls per minute from constituents — way up from their usual 40 per minute.