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Ironically I had to put Mavropanos in the starting line up

Picked a good week to leave my Arsenal defenders on the bench because I totally didn't forget to change my fantasy team after the league cup final 😙

One of us! One of us!

Me, in January 2010, not eating a Cadbury Creme Egg

I just held a press conference to say I did not eat the last Cadbury Creme Egg, nor have I ever been around any Cadbury Creme Eggs, despite the photographic evidence of me beside a Cadbury Creme Egg from years ago...

Thank you for being so understanding in these trying times.

“You can’t change the rules of the game after someone’s played," a fan told

Say that to CAF after their AFCON shenanigans

There's something deeply sinister about sitting in the middle school carpool lane with the windows down and listening to Curtis Mayfield's "Pusherman" from the Super Fly soundtrack

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I'm starting to wonder if the civilization that will die tonight is our own. How the fuck have we got a mob boss in charge?

Nice country you got there... Would be a shame if anything happened to it

She is the very model of a modern (English) Major generalist

Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away

So many people don't see the mockery, it's ilIslamophobia, not Islamophilia

"fuckin" "bastards" "living in hell" "praise be to Allah"

Diplomacy?

Do I have a recommendation for you

You ok hon?

Honestly, I'm not sure if Arsenal, or even some of their fans, possess the mental fortitude required to navigate the next month and a half.

Arsenal are crumbling without a fight, City nailed in for the league

Wild that Liverpool could have sold Salah to Saudi last season. Could’ve got £100m for him... Just an absolute shell of his former self, can't think of anyone who fell off that cliff so dramatically

You were the chosen ones! It was said that you would *destroy* City and bring balance to the league, not leave it in darkness!

That's home. That's us.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

More of a Kenny Omega V Trigger than a Danielson Busaiku Knee

Space, fuck yeah!

A lot like Scotland this week

Was it enjoyable? No.

Did it create a good motivating spirit heading toward the World Cup? No.

But did we manage to bed in some new talent at least and learn something of our future options? Also no.

Real successful international weekend then...

It's now $3.99/gallon in the greater Raleigh area, thanks to 7-Eleven's generous price locking and offer stacking I paid $3.06 for it. I used to think people would be rioting in the streets at gas prices this high, how naive I was.

Italy's last world cup game was the Suarez bite game

I mean, this hits like heroin, right?

Led when it counted

I love watching kids drain deep threes to break Duke hearts, it's the few things that give me joy in this bleak world

Quite a collapse by the ol USMNT, quite a collapse indeed

Capitalism and dynamic pricing, the scale only slides upwards

Train tickets between Boston and Gillette Stadium to almost quadruple in cost during World Cup According to sources familiar with the planning, individuals will be charged around or even more than $75 per-person for a return ticket.

They couldn't make this World Cup a more corrupt shitshow if they tried... Between my $400 ticket, $800/night hotel, $75 transit tax, and who know how much gas will be by then, might need to harvest a kidney to pay for this