Locking in on levels unprecedented. May be a bit fucked up but just know im locking. In.

Do u think the ppl walking into my job can hear me playing mitski + Leonard cohen n just automatically know that the person working is at levels of stress and negative emotions that would kill a small animal

When my bridge piercing gets irritated I look up pictures of other peoples irritated bridge piercings and it helps me feel better when they look worse than mine

Like come tf on

Need iron lung 2 come out for streaming so I can be uniquely brainrotted (thinking of an iron lung amv to Stranded by red vox)

Can the collapse of american society come any faster im fucking tired of paying rent and bills

like I understand if u wanna get paid to do a job thats historically been relegated to ur mother growing up. But maybe please ask her how to do things like packing raw meat safely or. Separating hot and cold food items .

I dont wanna contribute to gender stereotypes but can male grocery delivery drivers learn 2 pack groceries in bags properly. Bc why did you pack a hot rotisserie chicken SIDEWAYS next to RAW GROUND BEEF

For the sake of all retail workers who have to pick up after your triple wide lifted truck looking children's strollers knocking half the store over: BRING BACK SMALL HAMMOCK STROLLERS

Or even just take sick time seeing as I am actively sick but can't call out because the only other person who can come in today is sicker than I am. So I'm working an open to close to COVER THEM WHILE I AM STILL SICK

Just once I would like this job to have a stable enough staffing for me to take a vacation. Just once. But with how shit this company is i dont think thats gonna happen

Still hoping that my plans arent completely fucked over but can I have one thing. Can I have a single thing go my way. I already had to wait 4 weeks for this. It's too fucking much to ask for it to happen at all

Having barely any plans at all for weeks and the one weekend I have plans im looking forward to is when it's a snowstorm and I need to cover for a coworker who cant make it to work after another one told me to take Saturday off. God needs to leave me the fuck alone. Im so serious

Getting darker hairs growing in on my arms n thighs already

tarot card rite of passage (reading hurt my damn feelings)

That transition from January to February hit a little like a slap like oh okay new month new problems. Not a hard slap yet but somethin to wake me up a lil

Update: he gave me his ig and I have discovered he is in 2 bands that are my fav genre of metal. Ohhhhhhh my god. Ohhhhhhh my fucjing god

Gave someone my number today. Feeling okay aside from having the heart rate of a rabbit being hunted by an eagle

The bus QR code scanner only works the first time for those pure of heart

I can tell the testosterone is kicking in (beginning to like Radiohead more)

Officially an adult (filed my taxes by myself and only had them rejected once)

two shots so far. i dont give a single fuck abt watching st5 at all but im judging these people that their point of reference has not updated past a book series created in [checks watch] 1997

taking a shot every time a video essay youtuber uses harry potter as a comparison point when complaining abt the stranger things finale

Got cracked before work everybody is getting stellar customer service

I think if its set up and executed correctly it would be sick to play out like its getting conditioned into the viewer that they need invitation (even though it just happens naturally) but then when actual attention is paid to that trope it turns out nope! It was coincidence

Like I wanna set smth up where every time a vampire is entering somewhere theyre preemptively invited in, and its not emphasized in the moment but the one time a vampire DOES ask and the person says they cant they step through anyways as a subversion of the "needs invitation" thing

Oughhh I need to start making shows so i can implement an idea for subverting vampire lore someday

I will stand strong though. My romantic celibacy is NOT going to be strong armed or led astray again

Always when I'm not looking for a romantic relationship is when I become irresistible to everybody and their mom apparently

Like that twinge of "are you doing this to make fun of me" never fully goes away