Very true! I write for myself mostly but I share it with the hope that someone else will read it and enjoy it (so I won't be the only occupant of the Freak Dungeon of course lololol)

It's so silly I love it lolol

A car sunshade featuring Prompto, Gladio, Ignis, and Noctis from FFXV. The sunshade is a picture that, when the sunshade is installed in a car, makes it look like the characters are sitting inside the vehicle.

I lost this for a hot minute but I'm so glad I found it again lolol now I can put this in my car window at work and weird everyone out xD I was soooo scared I lost it bc this thing is apparently Ridiculously Expensive to repurchase since it was a limited sqex store point thing I got ages ago 😭

If you told Soap this is what he'd be doing when he first accepted the job, he would probably laugh in your face and call you weird 👁️🐈‍⬛ #Ghostsoap

A monochrome drawing of Soap fucking Ghost into the ground. Ghost is on his back with his ass up in the air, don't make me explain this position bcs I am tired and english is not my main language. But Ghost came all over his balaclava.

Backbreaking work.
[ #CoD ]

Oh no 🫂🫂🫂🫂

Jealoooouussss I'm still waiting on mine 🥺🥺

Frank is now Pidgeot btw!

Anyway this was my (nicknamed) team. Quips is probably gonna get swapped out for a Gengar later 🤔

I did swap out Oven Mitt for a Flareon that I appropriately named SpicyFloof lmao. Only problem is SpicyFloof doesn't know ANY fire type moves yet 😭 flamethrower is 💸💸💸💸

Ikr! I don't read stuff I'm not interested in (unless I'm genuinely curious! & even then I'll just stop reading if I dislike it)

I'm tired of people moving into my house and then telling me to change the way I've decorated because they don't like it. This is My House!! 😤😤 Normies ruin everything 😭

a cartoon drawing of a house with a rainbow and a heart that says super weenie hut jr 's Alt: a cartoon drawing of a house with a rainbow and a heart that says super weenie hut jr 's

Sorry to soapbox abt that for a minute but puritan bs in fiction rreeeeeaaaally pisses me off.

Like don't go into the Monster Fucker House and complain there's Monster Fucking in the Monster Fucker House.

This is not your house.
Weenie Hut Jr's is your house.

Honestly I blame b00kt0k for normalizing this censorship/hypersanitizing. I like my fantasy fiction dirty and my morals grey and my characters problematic BECAUSE it's fiction. It's "video games cause violence" over and over again like, doesn't matter how frequently you say it, it won't will it true

Imagine being that vanilla 🤭🤭 must be boring

It's like walking into a steak place and asking for vegan food and then going on a tirade about the Meat Industry when they're like, buddy the vegan place is next door go there instead

Yeah I'm like. This book is a Vanilla Joke lmao.

Author continues: "If the sex is starting to read like a crime against nature, you may be disgusting your readers rather than titillating them." IT'S?? FICTION????? 😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

It reeks of puritanism the more I read the angrier I get lmaooooo

Plus a centaur without Horse Bits wouldn't... wouldn't be a centaur right?? No?? 🤔

Quote: "If your characters of a fantasy race are going to have sex, for the love of all that is good and pure in this world, at least give them human genitalia. Centaurs with horse cocks and mermaids with scaled slits are not creating the sexy picture you imagine."

Jokes on you, I think it's hot 🤭😇

So I borrowed a "romantasy" guide from the library and my god it's so kinkshamy?? Tf??

"I'm not gonna put my personal biases into this book but--"

[does just that by saying a Centaur With A Horse Penis is a turnoff] 🤷‍♂️🙃

We don't kinkshame monsterfuckers in the fantasy house buddy. Leave us alone

good point! consistency is definitely important, and it's definitely something I strive for even when I'm trying new things or doing little experiments here and there. as long as the whole fic is readable/is enjoyable, that's really what matters most to me :D

At least I've managed to post the long overdue update to the surfacing, I'm so sorry it took this long 😭🙏 #hibirenwrites

I'll post a more formal chapter update post later, for now I'm gonna enjoy the rest of my day off because that Also has been long overdue lol

ooh I do like that! I definitely think it makes sense u v u maybe I'm just hyperfixating on it and Way Overthinking because I'm way too critical of myself when it comes to writing hahaha

so if you've noticed inconsistencies in whether or not I write accents phonetically yes that's intentional, I'm trying to figure out which I like better 😭😭😭😭 I can't ever just pick one way, it feels limiting kdjafsfhad

another thing that I hate about myself writingwise, I can never decide how I want characters to speak. Like do I type out their mannerisms phonetically or do I write "standard English" w/ noted reference to accents or use regional vocabulary etc. I can never make up my miiiiiind #hibirenwrites

going back through my notes/previous chapters for the jellymer au and it's looking like I'm probably needing to retroactively edit a huge chunk of the plot 🫠😭 I'd been trying something new with the fic anyway, as I try to do with every new fic I post, but gahh this is a lot to edit... #hibirenwrites

#joesdrabbles #soapghost
cws: knives, brief blood
all soap wants to do is kiss ghost. soft, hard, messy, desperate, gentle and loving, violent and feral, he wants it all, and yet he can’t have it. ghost obviously isn’t interested. they’re close sure, but ghost’s never once shown any interest in

#ghoap #threadfic

Thinking about Ghost who is actually one of those people who have had their weddings planned for years. He'd never thought he'd have one, obviously - it was one of those little daydreams, like taking a month somewhere exotic for a holiday,

We do a lot of good work here but we're all very tired of our admin making our jobs more difficult than they need to be 😭 one day we'll be able to have more power, we just gotta get through the negotiations first. THAT is the really hard part dhdkdbdkdn

They do, but that's why we're unionizing 💪 it reeeeeeally sucks rn but I know it'll get better. If it doesn't, I'll just find a new job (as much as that sucks, I'll do it if I have to.. I love my job but I hate my admin)

I've told them it's a psychiatric necessary but they don't want to make accommodations 🤷‍♂️ I said I'd provide a note from my psych but they weren't having it

They think because I work at a public desk knitting makes me "distracted" (but I can knit WHILE making direct eye contact w ppl lmao)

I agree 😭🫂🫂 like. I love my job but the constant masking and not being allowed to stim (knitting, which I can absolutely do while doing my job) is REALLY wearing me down

Gosh that was so sweet, thank you 🥺🥺✨✨✨✨ I love found family 141 soooooo much 😭😭🥰🥰

The worst is when you want to write to get the Bad Feelings Out but don't have the brain power to put words together 😭 my one successful coping mechanism always manages to evade me when I need it most wwwhhhyyyyy