This is quite possibly the most under appreciated joke on the entire internet this morning.

I forgot this movie was con Bob Hoskins.

If she's talking to him, I think you misspelled "spazzatura."

Blanche is a piece of shit, but this whole quote is fake:

"The alleged video and quote of Todd Blanche circulating online are false. Blanche did not make the claim attributed to him at any press conference. In fact, he had no press conferences after being appointed acting attorney general."

Haha I looked up the quote in Japanese, it's even angrier:

"...口だけ開けて雨と誇りだけ食べて辛うじて生きてろ”

"....I hope you barely survive, and open you mouth only to eat dust and drink rain."

Everything is working out great for me, and terrible for the world. Everyday I feel like the world is my Dorian Grey painting in the attic. Sorry everybody.

Only your hands?

This is fucking great. Love it.

(Komori no godanME)

I too found out, this very night. Everyone kept talking about "nepo baby" from that show and I assumed they meant Dourif's daughter.

Oh man that pronunciation. It takes 5 seconds to look it up, man!

Posting fake AI shit is instant block.

Is this....the video game review man? Wha.....

(Takes off glasses, rubs eyes)

How the fuck did I end up in this timeline?

Reminds me of that skateboarding dude with the Oceanspray cranberry juice. He had to carry around that cranberry juice the rest of his life after that.

The Hateful Life And Spiteful Death Of The Man Who Was Vigo The Carpathian You’ve seen a painting of Norbert Grupe. A heavy, creased brow and shoulder-length hair framing a frightening scowl, the massive work hung in the fictional Manhattan Museum of Art in Ghostbusters II. ...

If you have 15 minutes, the guys life story is an insane ride:

web.archive.org/web/20151029...

Corey Lewandowski already flaring his nostrils on the plane in anticipation.

It's located at a farm upstate where she can run and play with chickens.

"I won't pretend to speak for them. But in January I, QUITE LITERALLY, pretended to speak for them."

Words have no meaning anymore.

You've never given reverse-birth to a live cat before?

Just, FYI, the American public is far too stupid to understand this joke. This will fly over 99% of heads.

I would absolutely love this this to hold up, and it's worth trying if it even dissuades ONE person from joining ICE, but I can't see this not being struck down by the Courts, as conflicting with Federal law. Would love to be wrong though.

Dunno bruv, I feel like the last line is def a lie too.

Lol Literally got a colonoscopy a week ago. How dare you. How dare you, sir.

Wait, these are all by the same person? I thought you were just compiling a bunch of pixel art stuff. I've seen these separately posted in random places before, didn't realize it was all one artist. Amazing work, truly. Absolutely fantastic.

There's an alternate reality somewhere, where this is an onion headline.

But no, we have to live in the fucking onion universe.

You may want to read up on this a little further before you throw your lot in with this creep.

The person he was "having a romantic relationship" with was his NIECE.

I feel like they are burying the lede here....