Comedian Susie McCabe on why Scottish Labour are like a 'toxic ex' 🥀

Your president is killing your country

A colorful calendar lists monthly events labeled as "Manufactured Culture War Outrage," highlighting humorous societal issues.

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Richard Tice avoided £600,000 in tax after 'exploiting HMRC loophole'

Reform UK’s deputy leader avoided nearly £600,000 in corporation tax after 'exploiting' a loophole, according to reports

They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.

Matt Goodwin looking at his phone

A WhatsApp conversation with "Nigel": I'm sorry Nigel. I did everything you told me to do. Fuck off Goodwin. Just leave that bag of Russian money by the door on your way out.

Scottish Tourette's campaigner issues statement after viral Baftas racial slur

NEW: Scottish Tourette's campaigner John Davidson has issued a statement after he shouted a racial slur at the Bafta Film Awards last night 👇

Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch.

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...

In Reform-led Worcestershire Council we are planning the highest council tax rise in England. Yes, we promised to lower taxes, but only a gullible fuckwit would believe that, right? 😉 Vote Reform, get what you deserve!

Brett Ratner hanging out with Melania, Diddy, and a redacted current President of the United States.

nooo not Brett Ratner in the Epstein files.... all my heroes going down

Here’s the problem…

Feelings started trumping facts

Stewart Lee put it perfectly when we met him…

This is the winter of our rage. Bless the protesters in Minneapolis.

Is this one of they wars that Trump stopped?

As this horrendous image of a member of the royal family is released, NEVER FORGET that the queen paid over £12 million of OUR money to protect this monster.

If you defend that family in any way, I hope that you choke on the leather of their boots.

President Trump, your Melania movie has bombed

If you think the biographical subject is bad, take a look at the director, Brett Ratner.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Deacon Blue after Reform UK's new Scottish leader quoted lyrics from one of their greatest hits where making a political pitch 👇

Reform byelection candidate refuses to disown claim that people born in UK not necessarily British Matthew Goodwin, who is standing in Gorton and Denton, said UK-born people from minority ethnic backgrounds were not always British

44% of the population of Denton and Gorton are ethnic minority, the majority of them born in the UK.

Reform's candidate says those people aren't British and are liable for deportation.

It's a bold electoral strategy: vote for me and I'll throw you into the sea.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Matt Goodwin says this is "a chance for the hardworking, law-abiding, tax-paying people," such as his boss, Nigel Farage, who doesn't do his job in parliament, lied about why he avoided constituency work, admitted to breaking 17 laws last week alone, and still faces questions about tax avoidance.

Engaging in mental gymnastics to justify what's convenient but unevidenced, unjust but personally beneficial, 'rewires your neural map' in ways that degrade your overall ability to understand and analyze the world around you, which is a precondition for intelligence and creativity.

Like the man said. This is America-

Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...

This makes no sense…

An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…

No thanks

If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote

Sign the petition & help make that law.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

What more do you need to know about Reform UK?? Seriously, what more do you need to know before you realise they are a bunch of self serving grifters?
THIS man took money, he was NOT entitled to, from YOU to heat his horse stables!
Have you forgotten that? He is a complete cvnt.

All Reform councils to raise taxes despite campaign pledges.

According to recent study, one out of every three Reform voters is just as fucking stupid as the other two.

The Disappointing Dozen - all 12 councils that Reform took control of last May - have increased council taxes and broken their election pledges. This is what Reform promises are - easy to make and easy to dump once in power. Will they make the same promises this May…?

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Dawn French's looking a wee bit different these days.

The invasion of Venezuela is not about drugs or oil. It’s about extracting the rare minerals in the ground to fund their AI processing chips. Why do you think every tech billionaire was at the inauguration?
#kalkite

Donald Trump confirms that US companies will look after Venezuela's oil for them and hand control back just as soon as it has all been safely extracted and sold.