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Puzzle #1044
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Wordle 1,766 5/6*

⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩
⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩
⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩finally

Wait, Andover isn't in the Netherlands? This is bullshit!

A photo of something unknown ascending, looks like a rocket

OK space nerds (inc @virtualastro.bsky.social) the 16yo photographed this from South Notts within the last 30 minutes (approx 2030 local). Anyone know what it is?

Connections
Puzzle #1043
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Too American

Wordle 1,765 3/6*

⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛
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On Friday, April 10, as FBI Director Kash Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House, according to nine people familiar with his outreach. Two of these people described his behavior as a “freak-out.”

Oof, what a lede.

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Puzzle #1042
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Thanks for the heads-up, I nearly went for that one!

Wordle 1,764 2/6*

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Jesus Saves
But Ronaldo Scores On The Rebound

bsky.app/profile/mrfarty.bsky.soc...

Was Kid Rock unavailable? /s

Depends how often you attend balls tbh 💃

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Puzzle #1041
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Better

Wordle 1,763 X/6*

⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛
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⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛
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And yea verily didst Samson proclaim that no man could strike him down, for his hair was long and awesome.
But Delilah spake, removing her helm with one hand to shake out her own hair and holding her sword aloft with the other, crying "Fool thoust be, for I am no man!"
Then didst she stabbeth him.

Has the Pope excommunicated JD Vance yet?

Connections
Puzzle #1040
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Nearly got green

Aw bad luck. I'm going in...

Literally the only word I could think of that would fit.

Wordle 1,762 2/6*

🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩💅

Same

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Puzzle #1039
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Never seen one of those blue words in that group before

Wordle 1,761 5/6*

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I see no poll, have they ditched it already?

The soulless, sociopathic orange cunt stands in his suit looking bored and devoid of intelligent thought whilst an Oval Office guest is collapsed on the ground behind him. Fellow guests, able to demonstrate more compassion than the pedo protector has ever mustered in his entire miserable existence, are helping the collapsed man. The photo captures the insipid, disdain Trump holds for any other human being not permanently kissing his fat, wrinkly ass. At least today is one day closer to his death.

Congratulations to photographer Andrew Harnik who has won the White House Correspondents’ Association award for presidential news coverage with one of the greatest Oval Office photos ever captured.

Pass the eye bleach

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.

BBC News leading all its bulletins on demands by former Government advisor Lord Robertson for more defence spending, without at any point mentioning his current paid senior role for US defence lobbyists