If journalists had any integrity and courage, they would boycott the White House Correspondents Dinner. It should be as empty as a TPUSA event.

gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

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"Project Hail Mary" stole my whole heart.

Image Credit: MGM Studios Ryan Gosling as Ryland Grace in the film Project Hail Mary

“Project Hail Mary" isn't just fiction—microbes are the ultimate deep-space variables. 🛰️ Whether they're threats or solutions, understanding our tiny hitchhikers is critical for crew safety. Real-time DNA tracking is how we prepare for life beyond Earth. 🌌 #ProjectHailMary #ISS

theatrical poster for Project Hail Mary (2026)

So I went and saw Project Hail Mary last night. It was really fun, and--of course--I LOVED Rocky (weirdly endearing aliens are kind of my thing).

My mental health needed project Hail Mary tbh

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Dear Algorithms,

Please stop showing me content about 'Clavicular,' the 'looksmaxxing' Zoomer influencer with an ugly soul and serious mental health issues. God is sad enough as it is. I don't need to know this shit.

Thanks,

God

A glittery sticker of a long, pink, cherry blossom themed cat curled into a circular shape.

A sticker of a small orange-point cat looking at a tiny green sprout in front of a multicolor background.

A sticker of a fluffy white cat with pink points and big, blue eyes. It’s wearing a pink sweater with blossoms on it.

A sticker of Egg the Trans Raccoon (a trans flag colored raccoon) wearing a glittery flower crown while laying down and looking at another flower. Above them it reads, also glittery, “grow into your best self.”

This weekend I’m dropping FOUR new sticker designs in my shop: cherry blossom long cats, rainbow sprouts, white sweater kitties, and flower crown Eggs ✨ Which one is your favorite? You’ll be able to find them all (plus some others!) in my drop on 4/18 🫶

Leo, speaking to reporters on a flight to Algeria ahead of a 10-day tour of several African nations, said: “I have no fear of the Trump administration, or speaking out loudly of the message of the Gospel, which is what I believe I am here to do.” Asked directly about Mr. Trump’s comments on Truth Social, Leo said: “It’s ironic — the name of the site itself. Say no more.”

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Doctors dress like Jesus now.

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

Leo: "The message of the church, the message of the gospel -- blessed are the peacemakers. I do not look at my role as being political. I don't want to get into a debate with him. I don't think the message of the gospel is meant to be abused in the way that some people are doing."

Good. Let this be a lesson to the predator protectors

This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Color me completely unimpressed until articles are rolled out and a conviction is made.

Ive seen this show before. Ive heard this all before. Jan. 6 should have been the end of it. It wasnt.

Trump is dying.

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youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize

Northern Lights Could Be Visible Tuesday From These 10 States The aurora could be visible from some states along the U.S.-Canadian border, although forecasters are not predicting any space weather impacting the lights on Tuesday.

The aurora could be visible from some states along the U.S.-Canadian border, although forecasters are not predicting any space weather impacting the lights on Tuesday.

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Tell Your Members of Congress: Halt the ICE Terror Machine On January 24, federal forces with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis. This was just over two weeks after the killing of Renee Good. These killings are a direc...

Members of Congress return to DC tomorrow, which means this will be a critical week in our fight against new ICE and Border Patrol funding. Urge your elected officials to keep holding the line for a DHS funding bill with meaningful guardrails and a stop to the violence in our communities.

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In 1954, Edward R. Murrow reminded us that disagreeing with those in power isn’t the same as being disloyal. He warned against letting fear take over & replacing evidence with accusations.

This is a call to courage. Freedom doesn’t protect itself.

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Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon theonion.com/iran-worried-u-s-might-b...