"James McGarry is starting."

"Oh that's bad."

"But we're starting Palaversa!"

"That's good!"

"Molloy is also starting."

"That's bad."

"Devlin is fit to play!"

"That's good!"

"MacDonald is starting after barely playing all season."

"..."

"That's bad."

Jumi.

This is our 2015-16 moment. Few consecutive losses on the way, I'm afraid.

Skitter.

It's a shame that no one could have predicted this weather days in advance, can't blame St Mirren for not being prepared. A total surprise.

No better way to begin this new account by cursing Steve Clarke and his backroom staff.