Boomermaxxing? Is this a thing? Trying something out.

If Big Bird crashed in an air balloon on my front lawn I’d be down to help him out with whatever that whole situation was. No question.

Love wearing wool socks in winter. I feel impervious in that shit.

70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yall… it’s time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)

Dang, that stinks dude. Have you tried owning more capital?

Sommelier but for tap water.

I find that when I spend too long away from work I start working on fiction projects. Spooky stuff.

Who has time for fake history stuff? The story points must be delivered for the users.

Uncomfortable with the number of parallels between Wicked and Berserk.

I want to watch an NFL presser where the coach comes out and is like “yeah team looks like dogshit but I guess we’ll do our best this week”.

Cúchulainn, the Impure leeringly looms over Ramza as Mustadio has about two more turns in the foreground before he becomes a crystal.

I know everyone is buggin' out about the bugs but... I have Ivalice on my mind~
#FinalFantasyTactics

Y'all ever think about how Encanto and Blasphemous are basically the same thing?

Jokerfied Ben Johnson

Me: I don’t know what to name my Argonian…I fricking hate myself.

Lady friend: How about “Goes-on-Dates”?

Me: Nobody would ever go on a date with me. Frick this.

Her, grabbing my hand: What’s this then?

Me, voice cracking: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close

I was 1-2 at one point with this deck and genuinely don't know how it could drop a game. Felt good to get bailed out by whatever bailed me out:

www.17lands.com/deck/c9fccab...

Edge of Eternities is not my favorite limited format but Gigastorm Titan might be my favorite Magic card. I contain multitudes.

Those who don’t go for runs in 90 degree heat never experience the post-90 degree run glass of chocolate Fairlife.

Two ships pass by one another on a dark and foggy night

I gaze longingly towards the silhouette of other ship: do you think there’s girls over there

Perilous Pete: I think I gots scurvy

Me: yup. I bet they’re curvy… (yelling) h-hello?

Voice from other ship: do ye have girls over there?

The final game of the league I had to sac The Darkness Crystal to kick Vayne's Treachery and I'm 99.99% sure it was the correct line which was neat.

I call this one the "you sure you want to keep passing me removal there, boss?"

www.17lands.com/deck/3cffeaa...

The limited edition Selena Oreos have NOT YET been endorsed by Oreo Men (though I’m sure they will be soon).

Reminder: my Oreo review group is Oreo MEN. Do NOT listen to the Oreo Boys. They are scoundrels and do not pay their membership dues!

Nice! I had them both on the table once but my Vanille got killed before I could meld. :(

Oh! And draft Cloud + Buster Sword

Almost done with FIN draft on Arena. Last thing I want to do in the format is meld Vanille/Fang. Wish me luck!

You're telling me the guy in a $3000 suit had a bit in The Sopranos?

Had I realized Lightning was the only rare I wouldn't have splashed and gotten the zero rares seven wins deck:
www.17lands.com/deck/07a3a2b...

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Also will never get sick of casting Black Mage's Rod.

Flipped my Sephiroth in a draft game this morning and I'm going to be chasing that high again for awhile.

Idk if you're a big Final Fantasy guy but commendable just to power through that one in 2025. Kind of like finishing a long run or something.