I once checked my account and realized I had drunkenly not tipped someone months before. I messaged customer support and asked if he was still active (he was) and if I could leave a $20 tip with an apology. They let me!
My deodorant broke this morning between sides.
So, in case anyone is wondering, I’m Peach & Chamomile on the right and Warm Vanilla on the left. And I feel all sorts of unbalanced because of it.🫠
I was thinking I was going to carry more cash, actually!
Also, everyone hates Vance. The cult won’t follow him like they do 🍊🤡.
It will still be bad, but there will absolutely be people standing up to Vance and shutting him down.
A box of Betty Crocker cake mix, Mama’s Lemon Pound Cake flavor, featuring a picture of Afroman in his American flag suit.
If this isn’t real, it needs to be!
Afroman has done for Lemon Pound Cake what Eminem did for mom’s spaghetti!😂
While I’m on the job hunt, I think I’d kind of like to add that I’m an “enemy to America” on my resume.
I think it would definitely weed out the companies I *don’t* want to work for!🤷🏻♀️🤣
Scene from the Princess Diaries movie, where Julie Andrews creates a new, fake Order of the Rose
Does Noem’s new “Special Envoy for the Shield of America” title make anyone else think it ranks right up there with the Genovian Order of the Rose??😂
I’m pretty sure my 9yo could do a better job than some of these AHs!
She’s excelling in her Empathy and Honesty units at school right now, which is more than I can say for the current Admin!🤷🏻♀️
Biggie’s at her first sleepover…
It’s been 4.5 hours and I’ve been wondering if that’s too soon to check in, but instead I just got a call from her…
To ask for Robux, so she can buy things for her and her friends.🤦🏻♀️ Guess things are going well!🤣
(And yes, I sent her Robux!) #MomsofBlueSky #Tweens
It makes me feel like Matisse’s Blue Nude got tired of sitting and decided to jump up and dance!
Such great movement and expression! Love it!😍
I need help! The old joke, about why the 🐓 crossed the road…
Did he cross to get to the other side (of the road), or did he cross and get to ✨the other side✨👻
I heard NT ppl have always known that it’s the 👻 one, and ND ppl all think it’s just across the street. Which is it?
#ADHDSky
Same! I know I’m spoiled with the Broncos, Avs, and Nuggets lately, but is wanting a team that at least competes too much to ask??🤷🏻♀️
Hey now! You didn’t need to post this gif of me!😞🤣
But I thought there was no evidence of him having committed a crime??🤔😒
There’s supposed to be a Spanish language daycare opening up near me. My first thought was to wonder what their prices are like for my 2yo.
My second thought was ICE.
I’m terrified for what could be coming to my neighborhood.
Biggie is in the school Spelling Bee this Friday! (2nd year in a row)
Last night, we asked her to practice some spelling and she said she didn’t want to. Exasperated, Husband says, “Just spell 5 words!”
She says… “F… I… V… E… W… O… R… D… S! Okay, I’m done!” This kid is going places!🤣🤣
Ricky Ricardo was a much better man than Rubio could ever hope to be!
Government sponsored terror and the for-profit prison/concentration camp industry!
He’s hoping this baby will finally be white, right??
Worcestershire sauce helps, too!
Adds some nice umami!
There’s a place here in Denver that is consistently rated as one of the best Mexican restaurants.
I ate there once and the chips that came with the salsa were Tostito’s. Not even the Scoops! I will never eat there again.😒🤷🏻♀️
I’d love it if it happens, but I’m not holding my breath!🤷🏻♀️
KKKaroline will have some sort of maternity leave, soon!
Although my (not so) secret wish is that she’ll practice what they all preach and become a SAHM once the new one is born! It’s her “wifely” and “christian” duty and all that!
We missed our Thanksgiving carnitas this year, so we’re doing Christmas carnitas, instead!
I wonder if I could get some tamales, now, too??
Yeah, I am most definitely NOT shocked.🙄
As a Broncos fan, we’re used to getting these incredibly bad calls week after week. Moss can’t be near a play without getting a flag!
Erika Kirk frowning
when the onion rings are missing from my order.
I really wanted him to be Harris’ VP candidate, and I’d love to see him run! I think he could pull in a lot of voters from the right who are unhappy.
Picture of a small doll whose head has been broken off from her body. It is unrepairable.
Smalls brought me her doll because it has a “boo boo”.
Does anyone have a green ribbon I can borrow??
#booksky #childhoodstories #iykyk
I have to get an override done every time for my asthma meds. Cigna will only cover the name brand in certain strengths, and the generic in other strengths. I have to put in for my refill about a week before I need it, and then start calling. Breathing shouldn’t be this hard!🤷🏻♀️