Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Good news! We found the cats a home! But they still need a foster home for the next month! Please help us spread the word so we can find a good foster home for them!

This paper is now out in @elife.bsky.social 🦀🦑🧪

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They’ve been doing amazing things with Honeycrisp varietals. What I want to see is something with the bakeable texture of a Granny Smith, but the flavor of a Honeycrisp.

That’s a thousand dollar idea right there.

While this is a valid reason to file a complaint and I’m glad it was filed, I have to assume this admin only did so because they’re afraid they are losing important cabinet members through this leak.

Well, he would know all about demeaning and belittling ppl. It’s is MO.

I didn’t think we’d have to go back to punching nerds with glasses but here we go again.

I assumed it was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. I mean, his name is my name too!

RIGHT NOW -- Veterans are being arrested in #washingtondc after peacefully demanding an end to the War on Iran. @vetsaboutface

You think they will be pardoned? Or does the president restrict that to domestic abusers and child rapists? Just trying to figure out how his pardons for “people present at the capitol” work.

Big comeback for tiny creatures: Critically endangered snails returned to the wild on Norfolk Island A species once thought extinct has begun its slow crawl back into the wild.

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Anderson (BS 2026), Peyton (BS 2024, MS 2025) and Ivy (BS 2020) have all been wonderful folks to have in the lab and in the marsh! Here they are next to Anderson's poster presentation a year and a half ago.

SUPER pleased to finally have this published with THREE former lab students #musselmonday link.springer.com/article/10.1...

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two men are talking to each other and one of them is wearing a hat and the other is wearing a sweater . Alt: two men are talking to each other and one of them is wearing a hat and the other is wearing a sweater .

Reminds me of a Taco Bell in the 90’s. It’s wonderful.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Nothing like frogs during/after a spring night rain. I’m hearing cope’s gray and narrow mouthed toads from my back deck.

Flamboyant Cuttlefish need you to know their true story. #LetsChangeThat

Small Two-lined salamander in someone’s hand.

A Banded Dark Fishfly in someone’s hand.

Large Banded Fishing Spider on the side of a tree.

A small may fly nymph on someone’s hand.

A few of the cool critters we found last night on our herping adventure at the UWA Cahaba Biodiversity Center. We saw 2 species of snakes, saw 5 species of salamander, and saw/heard 8 species of frogs/toads. It was so much fun. We had some visiting herpetologists and 4 undergrads. 🌱🌿🧪

Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the oysters of war!

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Firing and jailing RFK is the moderate position

Not long left now to get your applications in!

Friends! My university is hiring an Asst Professor of Biology and an Asst Professor of History and American Indian Studies. Our students are wonderful, my colleagues are great, we do good work. Please share! Happy to answer questions :)

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Selma native Staci Brown Brooks was named the 2026 recipient of the Betsy Plank Distinguished Achievement Award, presented by the University of Alabama College of Communication & Information Sciences.
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Damn. Is M. Night Shyamalan writing this stuff now??