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Posts by Mallory

I ATTENDED THE URINE THERAPY SUMMIT (so you don't have to)
I ATTENDED THE URINE THERAPY SUMMIT (so you don't have to) YouTube video by Mallory DeMille

From overall health to preventing you from turning into a cyborg, there are folks who believe that urine possesses substantial health benefits.

And I crashed their summit. Hope you’re hydrated 🫶🏻

Watch here: youtu.be/3UduddqGUyI?...

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I ATTENDED THE URINE THERAPY SUMMIT (so you don't have to)
I ATTENDED THE URINE THERAPY SUMMIT (so you don't have to) YouTube video by Mallory DeMille

From overall health to preventing you from turning into a cyborg, there are folks who believe that urine possesses substantial health benefits.

And I crashed their summit. Hope you’re hydrated 🫶🏻

Watch here: youtu.be/3UduddqGUyI?...

1 week ago 22 6 3 1
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Gretchen the trad wife ancestral influencer is in hot water for using her kids to promote diet culture.

So I made my first youtube video to talk about it.

Watch here: youtu.be/ySKdkioGuCc?...

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Gretchen the trad wife ancestral influencer is in hot water for using her kids to promote diet culture.

So I made my first youtube video to talk about it.

Watch here: youtu.be/ySKdkioGuCc?...

3 weeks ago 21 4 0 0
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I’m obsessed with her.

2 months ago 13 0 2 0
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I can’t look at my red light in the eye after making this.

2 months ago 13 3 1 0
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Anyway I got a new tattoo 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Thank you thank you!

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This photoshop AI shit post (right) is pretty emblematic of the whole MAHA movement.

Distracting you from what they’re actually doing and what actually happened.

4 months ago 25 1 1 0
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Wellness influencers will never miss an opportunity to try and sell you stuff. Including after their own surgery.

Yes, predictably, that blog is filled with discount codes.

5 months ago 17 0 0 0
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42 million Americans will lose SNAP benefits tmw, and this is what the dude shares today.

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I can’t believe I have to say this but you can already have your tea “internally” without putting it up your ass.

It’s called drinking it.

5 months ago 40 1 3 1

Friendly reminder that you can absolutely be a wellness girlie without buying supplements, detoxes, cleanses, and coffee enemas.

Evidence-based wellness girlies rise up.

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Paul is cocoNUTS for airports.

6 months ago 63 4 6 3
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My response to Isabele.

6 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Master class level grift. @this-is-mallory.bsky.social sent me this article (stitched together here) and I was going to make a video, but I don’t even know what to say.

7 months ago 28 6 6 0

Crunchy moms: "I'm not vaccinating my kids, they're not a SCIENCE EXPERIMENT."

Also crunchy moms: "Anyway so here are the 10 different unregulated, untested and unproven supplements I give my kids everyday. Here are discount codes for 5 of them, and the other 5 you'll have to join my MLM to get."

7 months ago 83 9 1 1
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The "experimental jabs" crowd who demanded more vaccine research sure is excited to see vaccine research being cancelled.

7 months ago 25 2 0 0

Controversial health beliefs held by wellness influencers are like their own imaginary friends.

Just because they believe in them doesn’t mean they’re real and that you should believe in them too.

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Love it! And probably not going to do the same with Phil 🙃

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If you were upset you couldn’t just straight suck your harmonic frequency water on up FEAR NOT because there are now EMF straws for your buying pleasure🫠 #wellness

7 months ago 22 2 3 0

Lol this isn’t even a stretch. Deal.

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I’m back, will you stop pestering me about it now?

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This is not wellness.

7 months ago 13 1 1 1
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Leave it to wellness influencers to try to shame their grandma for content.

7 months ago 36 0 4 3
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It is indeed Kangen Water.

10 months ago 2 0 1 0

Oh a local rabbit hole!

10 months ago 2 0 1 0

About to make a video on this!

10 months ago 3 0 1 1

My number one health HACK:
I don't take medical advice from influencers.

10 months ago 35 3 0 0