Stick with me, kid. I’ve seen the world!!! (Internet 2010)

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

up there with pocket follows

I’ve done the research and all I can tell you is it’s 2026 and all the hottest goths have moved to Pennsylvania.

Since sexual misconduct seems to be the only sin people actually resign over, you have to imagine the powers that be are setting up Mamdani constantly, no?

How many sexual operatives are creeping into his DMs?

Atlantic article: One word describes Trump

This is The Atlantic so I guess the word is... "Daddy"?

I wish this had sound. I assume the lyrics to the song are:

🎶 I oppose medicare4all, debt free college, abolishing ICE, defunding the Police, but I'm not a Republican! 🎶

Gen X: This is Zima. It tastes like a liquified Tic Tac, gets you drunk, and no one will ever believe something this awful once existed.

Gen Z: Hold my Buzzball.

April 20th is a big day for Elon because of his two great passions: marijuana and Hitler

This is the only thing that’s made me smile in 2026 www.facebook.com/share/r/1HJE...

"I don't believe in Beatles. I just believe in memes. Just YOLO and memes." - John Onlinenon

I need more information. The idea of taking off a backpack is long dead so that's annoying and not trans related, but what else.

I'm doubting you're complaining about not offering your seat to a woman.... (I never did that. Only to senior citizens or children)

Also I --VERY MUCH-- believe in outlining, but you can't write a whole novel based off an outline. Even with a plot conception, you can't learn what your novel is ABOUT until you start writing. Some ideas simply will not arrive in the planning stage.

Why JFK ate plaine foods.

He was white.

Assume it will be terrible.

Also it may not be terrible. I have swatches of novels that were only ever tweaked. Other parts rewritten many times. Other sections completely discarded. No way to know unless you do it.

When your husband finds the couch of your dreams weritten over a couch that opens like a clam

washable with adjustable armrest

beige/neutral cover.

I feel like this couch was designed for JD Vance:

Opens like a clam, is washable, and is already in a beige/neutral color.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Hey hey, i didnt' say what KIND of sexist slur

This sounds like a sexist slur.

So like
The next big tech grift is gonna be robots, right?

muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie . Alt: muppet fozzie bear

An A??? I thought it was FRONTAL nudity???

Get it? A for Ass??

No?

heated chivalry

1903 theater production of wizard of Oz. Scarecrow and Tin man.

Slenderman would complete this polycule.

I was able to eventually understand there being no more rock stars but I didn’t expect the end of hip hop and movie stars in the same lifetime.

Old nic cage and holly hunter at end of raising Arizona

And it seemed real. It seemed like us.and it seemed like well … our home… if not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved…. I dunno, maybe it was Utah.

Raising Arizona

It’s weird I said cure instead of fix but maybe there’s a reason

Einstein in a very boxy kind of tweed cool sports jacket/pea coat?

Einstein’s jacket could cure me.

Waiting for the break of day
Searching for something to say
Flashing lights against the sky
Giving up, I close my eyes

Chicago:25 or 6 to 4

As above, so below.