My review of the show after seeing the first episode: HORSIES 😄🐎🏇
My review of the show after seeing the reports of the dead horses: horsies 😨😔⚰️

This new Giants strategy of scoring more runs than the other team is working out pretty well. Tony Vitello might be onto something here.

PATRICK BAILEY? THE BASEBALL PLAYER????

When he was rehabbing with the Iowa Cubs in 2003, he lived in a Winnebago behind the center field fence and would drink beers with fans after the game. Absolute legend.

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Leading candidate for NL MVP: Ron Washington

These complaints might hit harder if you had not done the exact same thing for the exact same reasons!

In new book, Raiders' Mark Davis says 'despicable A's to blame for Raiders relocation

Wow this is the lowest point in Dodgers history. You have to think they're looking to sell after a disaster game like this one.

Well not in the long term but it only has to work for like 43 more hours

Sucks that no one told the Giants fastball near the bottom of the zone are strikes. How are they supposed to know???

Wow I can't believe Donnie Ecker sent Jung Hoo Lee there

Steve Martin in The Three Amigos, holding a bullet and saying "Oh great! Real bullets!"

Republicans right now

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

I have to admit, that is the funniest possible outcome

Deal

WAIT SHIT LET ME MAKE A BUNNICULA SERIES

It's only gotten more relevant!

I'm sure someone else also wants Sliders, so I'll go with Profit

Shenmue

TONY STARK (about to die): If only my long lost twin brother Victor Von Doom could see me now!

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Oh, I think I see the problem. You have to sleep in an even more uncomfortable position. Hope this helps!

The good news is that if you just sleep in an uncomfortable position you hate for the next month, that shoulder injury will go away, and will only come back whenever it feels like it

Damn, foiled again!!!

That's me. I'm haters, and now I say there's no way the Rockies score multiple additional runs and go on to win the game. As a hater, I think they won't do that, haterly.

Their manager whines about everything, the media is willing to whine on their behalf. They’ve got more money than everybody else, but they’re always victims.

Familiar themes these days.

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Yeah

without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18