Vince, buddy, you're somewhere out in the ether of the universe, and this is for you:

Surrender Slurp

🤢

@democracynow.org

“we are deliberately killing the immunocompromised, disabled, and chronically ill”

I got real paranoid and got the munchies big time. Ah, youth.

Donald Trump is very unpopular and being seen as opposing Donald Trump in clear moral terms is an almost instant path to political and cultural relevance.

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Maybe he'll be unalive by Saturday!

In the meantime, ease your fears by thinking of how boiling mad Crosby, Malkin, and Letang are right now. Furious!

Well you see the Philadelphia Flyers have beaten the Pittsburgh Pieces of Trash in a SHUTOUT whilst IN PITTSBURGH, giving the Flyers a 2-0 lead in the playoffs, with goaltender Dan Vladar earning his first playoff shutout. HOORAY.

Look at that score LOOK AT IT

Dan Vladar is a bringer of joy and Sidney is crying in the locker room

It's so good

The Penguins continue to be 100% trash with cheap shots left and right CRY HARDER YOU JERKS

Kris Letang deserves a punch in the throat for his horseshit shenanigans

Hello, the Flyers

I'm clenching my butt but I am also just a wee bit giddy, just a teensy tiny bit, shhhhhh

At what point do we the Flyera Nation start clenching our butts

Is it now, I feel like it's now

Yes, this ⬆️

Get fucked Malkin YOU DREW BLOOD FROM MY LARGE ADULT SON

I have seriously lost track of how many times we've completely obliterated Iran's military and how many times Trump has reopened the Strait of Hormuz.

Malevolent clowns keep running America into the ground. Great stuff.

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Kiss my grits, Penguins LET'S FUCKIN GO FLYERS

RUDE

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Hey Sidney Crosby

Tump calling someone a little tacky is like Aquaman calling someone a little damp

My favorite so far.

He was at the helm for such a fun Flyers era

That is the melon of one Ville Leino.

It is mesmerizing.

Hope these folks at least consult with a lawyer. This is HORRIBLE.

Fuck Target.

Just listened to a song by the band Goose and finally realized, after many months of confusion, that there is a band called Goose, and another band called Geese. They are not the same.

As the song ended, I saw this post. Is the universe speaking through the goose?

Ooooo I can't wait. Kinda salivating already.

This is the sign I needed to finally get to Parc.