A news ad reading “Aggressive coyotes seen roaming Redwood Shores, police say”

Oooooh. I know where I’m grabbing lunch (and hopefully some playful teasing~~)

Honestly, snarlyotes and snarkyotes are the best kinds of yotes 👀💦

You barely fit on those stools! There was a mirror on the bar behind us and I could see you looking like way too big a scoop of ice cream atop a tiny sugar cone ;3

Hahah, it’s a miracle I didn’t embarass myself any more than I did… the desire to jostle and tease in public was HIGH 😈

If the Cuban place didn’t have kiosks you better believe I’d have augmented your order with a sly fat joke for the poor till worker 😏

While sorta leaning in and pressing an ear to this belly? (please say yes please please please say yes) >>;

HRRFF... if I had a magic lamp I'd wish to be this immense, this stuff, this.... this... PRESSURIZED <<;

Bigger and bigger with heaving breaths and thoughts of bursting >83

(you know. for kids)

Careful… some of are in a felid mood rn... >:3

OH!!!! >>;;;;

oh <<;;;

Fingies crossed for roo! <3

careful, they eat shrimps

I mean, if that's what it takes for you to finally invest in a sports bra... 😏

".... oh boy."

fren. :3

HRF. Urge to update Shiff's costume with magically embroidered terror-toad style patches. In honor of fallen commrades. 👀

(Artists would hate me forever. Which is BAD cause I REALLY REALLY REALY WANT A COMMISSION WITH HIM RN.)

He's so caught up in trying to find the proper permutation of spells to focus his casting that he fails to notice his stomach is no longer jostling and hitching.

And he certainly doesn't notice how wide his hips and lovehandles have become with fresh blubber. 👀

"OOOF OOOH! I can't... I can't teleport you out of there if I can't WOOF, focus... I don't wanna teleport my STOMACH outside of me..." 😮‍💨

Some of us fantasize about being the bumbling mage who bad ends him. Ostensibly on accident >:9

"Shush your dumb lil muzzle. My god, you're lucky you're so cute~" 😏

They say he roared the whole time he was juiced giving their sharp flavor. (Except said roars were more like pathetic mews.) >:3

The ROUNDBOY? SIR. This is a respectable club~ 😏

HARF. BIG SAME. sorta face down, rump up. UGGGH. Tuzz, it's too early to be thinking about these things. ^^;;;

"Ah, the premium grenadin you're tasting is from the time this guy was stuck as a remarkably ripe pomegranate for a whole year..." 😵‍💫

I can't believe the wall of fame is dominated by perfectly round (and colorful) portraits of heroes past 👀

When they float rump up. Nick GETS IT.

(And put me in a terrible mood for inflation a couple weeks back with it >.<;;;;)

Bouncing Bear floats high above like a parad balloon by NickWolf™

Oh NOOOOoOOOOoooo ((that's PERFECT for cocky heroes in need of place-putting))

I get the feeling you might be on the side of certain sharp-clawed ne'er-do-wells 😅

But kitties have claws for puffballs 😱

It was DEFINITELY strong in black 😮‍💨

Did you manage to play? I’m curious which college your big hoss would affiliate with (and what would their mage costume look like) 👀💕

H-h-hey! I‘ll have you know I had good wholesome Panda Express ^^;;