Mmmmm rice

Love listening to a coworker brag about not leaving a tip at a restaurant where they got poor service. 🙄

Participation certificate and a trophy

PowerPoint night light as fun! I got a participation award and Lucas won.

Happy birthday friend 🎉🎂🎊

Team, we got our hands on it.

An excerpt:

"Lady Gaga says I'm born this way​

I say constantly staring at men in tight bodysuits while my brain was developing is definitely something that should be taken into consideration.​"

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I offered to put one of my OG bags back when I picked up the third!!!!!!!

Diminishing returns could just be the Star Wars brand tagline.

Tackling the important issues

He’s here to save her

But they're not his dreams! Who has replaced my boyfriend who dreams of non-existence!?

You have told me multiple times that you do not want to be a brain in a jar.

Me: *bakes sourdough for the first time in years* "I must make this my entire personality again"

Sourdough with fig spread and goat cheese is one of my favorite sandwiches

Interior of sourdough loaf

Crumb shot

Sourdough bread!

I forgot that I promised y'all bread.

Imagine if they just dropped us in the middle of Vargas

Run. You're not safe.

Spider-Man by @beetlemoses.bsky.social

They better be including X-Treme!

Cuties!? In our apartment!?

I haven't played at all today!

Lucas and I being goobers whilst sitting at a table

What are you doing here at this brand new table I just built!?

It's aspirational, really.

The amount of different ways Sabrina Carpenter has sang I want you to fuck me raw is honestly impressive.

He is still in pants and a pretty heavy sweater.

That must have been a really low roll, because he adds a lot to sexy attacks.

Lucas walked outside and said, "Wow it's so nice today!"

It's 45°.

He has been Wisconsin pilled.

I loved Cosmic Fury so much

I wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons or South Park, but I have vivid memories of being 7 and watching The Long Kiss Goodnight. Gina Davis being hoisted out of the water and shooting a man in the head is burned into my brain.