thank u,,, when I become a demigod u will be my first believer,,,

boymoding over I am only milfmoding now

I'm in work clothes no makeup face not shaved and a very not-sober guy at the bus stop was chatting me up and asking me questions and when I replied he was like "oh... your voice..." and I thought I was gonna become a statistic for a sec but then he was like "are u a mom?" and kept hitting on me

chugging panera bread caffeinated lemonade til I either become a demigod or go into cardiac arrest

do u think if I microdose caffeine I can train my body out of my caffeine intolerance so I can enjoy fruity little refresher beverages

the last time my ass wore wedges I ended up with gravel embedded under my skin. and I am willing to do that again for the sake of wearing these

I cannot overstate how fucking badly I want these shoes

sigh,, I love dryers I wish they didn't eat everything,, its so much easier to huck everything into a hot tube than to clip them up to dry,,

come to my house and I serve u a small cup of p9 shavings

I think I'll peel her the rest of the way off and make this into a different gay little shirt ,, thank u for ur years of service p9 tshirt,,

chat I think it might be jover for my p9 shirt,,

sorry strawpage anon from like a year ago I took ur ideas and then forgot to even show u but I assure u they're out there in the local kandi trading circulation naow

I am going to the kandi mines tonight if anyone has any kandi suggestions for me to wear for the rest of my life or give to some unsuspecting waffle house employee,, I am going to try to take photos of any suggested kandi I make BEFORE I trade them away this time

I obviously am a sex creep by the way, just not quite in the classical sense where i’m liable to herd others into dangerous situations, but more in my own unique charming way with a cultivated style that is special & cute, making me neotenically unlikely to be killed with a rock in times of famine

if you’re the type of person who self harms by intentionally seeking content that repulses and upsets you, not even in an effort to understand or empathize but simply to continue feeling repulsed, then i strongly suggest you switch to healthier SH methods, such as blunt force trauma or asphyxiation

the songs I cry to and the songs I party to are very similar but ,, the,, energies r different,, they give u different feelings in ur bones,, y'know,,??

teh agony of wanting to send ppl songs that make me think of them but having a positively atrocious taste in music. every time I have ever tried to be cute and b like "ohh I listen to this song when I miss u <3" ppl r like "uhh haha. ok"

the og tomodachi life has been one of my favorite games ever for as long as its been around and they did so good with the new one I love life babey !!!!

I love tomodachi life so fucking much chat my island is on level 40 so far

three years ago I had the most lovely ice cream I have ever experienced and to this day it still shows up in my dreams. last night I dreamt that I almost got it again but I woke up as soon as I stepped into the cafe. not even dream me can taste it again. tragic

she just keeps staring at this balloon animal and clapping

a girl I vaguely know who vaguely knows me and openly despises my vibe loves mtg and works in a card shop and is distraught over the introduction of casey jones cards hell yeah

I forgot I told it to call me that I thought a nun was trying to convert me thru tomodachi life

is she... y'know... into portland?

I think this is the woke-est way I've ever been called a tranny

sometimes if I close my eyes really hard I can see starved eggman on the insides of my eyelids

maximalism is so swag until u try to redecorate ur room and it takes like an hour to take down and put back up like one sq ft of wall space

I have been a pushover for TOO LONG!!!!!!!! and I will probably continue to be but I will make efforts not to be

I know the voice I know the routine I have been to middle school before I am not stupid. I want nothing to do with people who want to make me feel bad for respecting myself. you will treat me nicely or you will get the fuck out of my life

when people put on a confused little face and go "Okay I Will Never Do That Ever Again Under Any Circumstances I Will Change Myself Entirely Just For You Because You Set A Boundary And You Should Feel Bad About That" I think u should be allowed to call them a dick cuz that is dick behavior