I see no difference.

Baby I'm like Cinderella. When that clock strikes 5pm my ass does NOT exist.

Sometimes I encounter a man in the wild who tries to be disrespectful.
Then I remember that I've had blood clots larger than his genitals.

Every now and again I watch alien abduction documentaries and it always annoys me when people say that people talk about it "just to make money".
If strange little green men did weird things to my butt I'd wanna be compensated too.

With great breasts comes great responsibility.

Yet he sided with Taco in saying that the Epstien files aren't real..

Every day I wish for the confidence of a 55 year old, balding white guy sliding into the DM's of random women asking for nudes.
#affirmations

The best AND worst thing about the Black Eyed Peas is that everything they make is SO damn catchy.
#MyHumps

I miss RingBack Tones. I liked jamming out while waiting for you bitches to pick up. 😥

Of all the Disney villains I feel I relate to Captain Hook the best because I also find children irritating and want to sword fight them occasionally.
Plus come on, he's got great hair.

He's more loose than the nickles in me-maws purse.

Bluesky Sunday sermon

Holding up a copy of ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS by Omar El Akkad

One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time.

Today on the Gay agenda:

1) Convince every child I meet under the age of 10 that they're trangender.
2) throw copious amounts of glitter at ICE agents.
3) Find eyeshadow to match my shoes.
4) Replace every Bible I find with gay porn.

@megantheestallion is what happens when God has a favorite.😍

'Where's your will to live?'
Somewhere between Y2K and 9/11.

I'm an aging, gay millennial, finger guns are like 20% of my personality.

Good titties of comfort and joy.
Or whatever that song said..

Some days I drink water and take long walks. Other days I want to snort instant mashed potatoes.

"The measure of any society is how it treats its women and girls."

-Michelle Obama

My own conspiracy theory that I think is 100% real is that Bear Grylls only pretends to be a survivalist because he likes drinking his own piss..
That is all.

If only the good die young, then Tronald Dump will live forever.

That "100 tampons" song hits different after those astronauts were stuck in space for 9 months...

Me and Baby!!
#spnbos

Me and DJ Qualls!
#spnbos

At this rate, things are going to get much, much worse.

Sunday caption contest: Manufacturing And last week’s winner

Sunday caption contest: Manufacturing

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