Deeply gratifying and warming to realize upon the first reread in years one of your favorite books still deserves the title. God I love in other lands by Sara Rees Brennan

Sometimes I think about the time I convinced someone that Malort was a delicacy, not knowing until after the fact that my victim was Mormon and I just accidentally did the work of the church for them

It’s actually insane how much happier you feel when you internalize the idea that things just aren’t that serious and time is meaningless while simultaneously everything is rife with meaning and we will never have enough time

Shout out to the guy on my commute wearing a matching bedazzled vest and bow tie

Chappel Roan is a cis drag queen
BBNO$ is a cis drag king
The list grows

“There is no antimemetics division” is very obviously SCP Foundation fanfic, but I would recommend it as an audiobook waaaaaay more to someone who likes the Magnus Archives

Having issues with authority is such a burden because what do you mean so may classic works of literature really are just as good as people say they are

What is with ugly men on dating apps wanting kids

Not to brag but there’s a table sat next to me speaking German and when one of them said “ein zwei drei” I understood it immediately

#languagequeen
#intuition
#noduolingoneeded

#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org

I’ve been trying to read more classic books this year and man it’s annoying to realize so many of them really are that good. The Haunting Of Hill House, for example, is phenomenal

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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

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The only people I’ve met who are vehemently against AI and unwilling to use these stupid engines are those who are actually working in creative fields or wanting to work in creative fields. Even my DnD friends admit to using ChatGPT to “rework their emails” like that makes them ok

So maybe I’m totally off base but if we’re still going to have beauty pageants in TODAY’s global climate… should veneers, fake tan, hair extensions, and any form of cosmetic surgery not be banned? Like, automatically? As well as diet pills and steroids?

It’s so failgirl to end up in a spiral realizing one of the folks who viewed your story was someone you knew in college and then you’re in a spiral about that person and how that old friend group you were never Quite part of still follows each other so is the guy who assaulted you. Right there.

My coworker keeps trying to change the playlist but hasn’t considered clearing the queue on the Spotify, instead she’s just confused why it would keep going back to the playlist she doesn’t like.

We should cast trans people in cis roles and then bar all men from being allowed to appear on screen. For fun.

Just had an idea for a Silksong badge that’s called the fur-iend token where you deal extra damage based on how many fleas you’ve rescued. Someone make this. I demand it.

Is it fucking insane people think the rapture is going to happen in two days? Yeah, and if I wanted to buy into their collective psychosis I gotta say, I’m looking forward to seeing them go. On the other hand, excruciatingly embarrassing to know people like that are allowed to vote.

I deal with trauma the normal way. I make NPCs for my dnd character’s backstories that eerily resemble real people and then beat the shit out of them for their transgressions.

Of all the analogous names in adaptation, changing Holmes to House is still the funniest to me

I need to stop watching Mythical Kitchen’s last meal series because it’s making me realize I would go fucking crazy if I was told “ask for any food. Any.” ESPECIALLY if I knew I was dying. Give me the fucked up foods I cannot eat, gimme that monkey brain, shark fin soup, fuckin human meat?? Sure.

Once you learn how anatomy works it’s hard to get past how bird wings just wouldn’t work, how much extra think space there would need to be on how the body then MAKES it work and then you get into the idea of hollow bones- and it’s a mess

But BUG wings your brain can relax into “eh it’s magic”

Long way to a small angry planet is like if Legends and Lattes had a baby with the Murderbot Diaries

My meme sharing exists on levels: scattering feed to the peasants (posted on story), gathering my vassals for a feast (close friends story), spilling wine in the goblets of my inner court (sent to my groupchat labeled “Zutara Shippers Only”), and spitting it betwixt lovers’ lips (individual DMs)

Just turned down a hot guy entirely on the fact he was going weirdly hard for chat gpt, we’ve got to make these people more ashamed to exist

Just saw someone with one of these fucking $2000 bags that are made of plastic whose handles melt if it’s too hot out with one of those fugly labubus on it and I just full body sneered. Trend hungry bad taste bullshit with too much money to spend be fucking for real

Alex says "growing breasts has been great, but anime characters keep trying to break their falls on me..."

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I’m so glad I’ve never been to rehab or a suicide ward because if I had I don’t think I’d ever shut the fuck up about it