I've been a bit quiet on Bluesky this weekend.

I'm recovering from open wallet surgery following a bathroom flood and plumbers weekend rates.

Pearl & Dean Intro (cinema intro) YouTube video by Easy squeezy lemon

Are #Casualty really going to call a baby Pearl Dean???

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Emergency call out last night so our bath didn't get covered in sh... faeces.

Repair today - it's been such an expensive weekend that I need a stiff drink to get over it.

Unfortunately I can no longer afford one.

Mainly due to passengers hurling themselves from the plane mid flight

Not posting about #totp much.

Have a broken toilet situation so currently dealing with a different kind of shit

Friends Forever - yeah right, I bet they hate each other now #totp

Sixpence Non The Richer for those who find Swing Out Sister too hardcore #totp

What's that jangling noise?

It's Martine with a bunch of keys she's singing in #totp

Evening #totp fam

Did you survive it?

Are you okay gun?

Well that's a banging chorus you've written

Warmongers by MonkeyMan YouTube video by MonkeyMan Sings

I've written a new #ska song called Warmongers

I'll let you work out what/who inspired it

youtu.be/4Z6mT5MLwAg

Yes, I suspect it's for stroking Trump so Melania doesn't have to

RIP Andy Kershaw - a great music advocate, but a flawed individual

I have an irrational hatred for portmantaux and think anyone using them is a funt

Nail on head

Oh it's next generation - it's been a long week

It was the 60s and had a black woman on the staff.
I think that probably explains it

🎵 I am a snotty farty
🎵 As you cousin clearly sees
🎵 I am a snotty farty
🎵 But I'm appear on totp

Find the missing s #totp

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Cheney #totp

a man wearing glasses is making a face and saying no . ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a face and saying no .

Green marigolds with a red bra top #totp

'she's got a charming personality', code for not as good as her sister #totp

Mike & The Mechanics had a brutal feud with Tony & the Towtruck Drivers #totp

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Gary Clail #totp

Because she really wants to be a yellow coat

True Fact in East Asia Alison Limerick went by the name Eleanor Haiku #totp

Spoiler alert Madonna got weirder in years to come #totp

Every school yard prick liked The Wonder Stuff hence I didn't like them for that very reason #totp

Even I peed on a stick just to make sure