I've translated the Tao Te Ching rap from A Chinese Ghost Story. And in this thread, I'm going to annotate every single line of lyrics, explaining all the jokes to you.

Let's speak some nonsense.

WHO SAID The Price Is Right?!

I'll certainly agree with that :)
Democrats must see the need for change in ICE

But it wasn't the Democrats who tripled ICE's budget (>$75bn) last year.
It's the current presidency that's perverting justice by giving powers of summary execution ("license to kill") to ppl trained for only 47 days.

Poor take I'm afraid.

Ppl don't like ICE because of the human rights abuses without accountability; not bc it was created by the Republicans.

Your article does not acknowledge Trump vastly increased ICE budget + mission.

Crucially, just because something is "legal" doesn't make it right.

public service more like. the police stand in the way of justice.

my family makes hats for Christmas dinner... this year i made da knifehat

A screenshot of my BlueSky account where the description reads "posting updates on my creative projects :) 96/m/uk". Critically, there are "No posts yet."

Screenshot of game 'Cultist Simulator' showing the 'Restlessness' status which depicts a pink hand drumming fingers impatiently. Its description reads: "A restless longing has me. I feel I want to do... something. What, exactly?"

Hi follower :)
I'm gonna start posting... it'll be a bit disorganised while I find my feet.

I will do my best not to be annoying but feel welcome to stop following at-will.

I've been writing spooky short stories... planning to post them on wretched Reddit 'just for fun'.
Progress to follow.