im like delusional but we knew this already

I got a pomegranate chapstick instead off like mint or like strawberry and that just about sums up my life rn

also how do I have 5k followers and no engagement tf?

I love that I remember this app exists like once a month lol

BRO IVE HAD ME AND MY EX'S ANNIVERSARY ON HERE FOR LIKE 8 MONTHS POST BREAK UP HELP IM NOT ACTIVE ENOUGH NO MORE

I have my last hoco tonight, kinda bittersweet as I've changed sm these last 4 years

wait I forget im lowkey famous on here frfr

over halfway through and lemme tell you it has not been pretty and perfect and satisfying lmaooo

yo so like my world has flipped in about 17 different ways since I was on here last but it's been a nice doomscroll break tbh lmaooo anyways how yall be?

I got a job!!!!

lol

maybe one day, when I'm old and about to retire, I'll have enough money to afford hospice and have a good two weeks of peace before I say f it and dip

bruh why tf was April like the worst month ever, I've hardly been online because there was so much shit going on like wth was that. good news is I had an interview and so hopefully I'll get a job lmao always look at the bright side

I'm not dead! heh

praying the Simpsons were right even if it's Ai idc just please be right about today

bruh I could be a drawing rn. like yk how you can only draw things in 2d? even if it's a 3d shape it will only ever be in 2d? what if I am a 4d person's 3d drawing. or cartoon.

my mom is anti vax but she still gave us vaccines until we were old enough to reserch it for ourselves and then say yes or no. have your opinions, but don't project them onto your kids, and teach them how to think for themselves and do their research

love my new little buddy. idk what were calling him. rumi i think is what the fam whats but I'm open to ideas lol

if i was fired by doge, no amount of beggimg will bring me back. you dont need me, i dont need you

stock market crash part 2? yippeeee

mom ran into this puppy when she was going to work, she tried to find its owners and we checked for a chip with no luck. little guy has rotten teeth and a scratch on his face. we think hes 10-14 years but we dont know for sure. we're gonna start a gofundme for teeth removal, ill share that asap ❤️❤️❤️

yooooo

boop

ugh. life.

pinksky seems like the android version

yeah it's when you are born male and identify as male, or born female and identify as female, no worries, you'll catch on quick

cisgender (gender asigned at birth)

im already numb to the shock. we'll have one a week and we'll just shrug it off cuz its normal now, and i hate that it feels like that now

dad called all these plane crashes 'a series of unfortunate events'

i hate how not okay I've been lately, like everything is fine and then it's just not and just ugh