Going to church is crazy I didn't know conclave was real

found a legal way to keep my transphobic tenant’s security deposit

They should let you smoke cigarettes during rest rounds at the gym

Hi

Can I say faggot here

You're ready to be the dad who stepped up

not now kitten daddy wants to kill himself

Those who don't understand history are doomed to repeat it. That's why I do the damn reading.

Feel free to boycott Prime Day if you want but keep in mind Amazon Web Services backends roughly 2/3 of the public-facing internet and an unknown percentage of private services so Bezos will barely feel it.

i'm just a freak yeah