Putting in my bid to be the new Infowars religion correspondent when @theonion.com takes over.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Oh, Dad is pissed. And I get that anger. Traitor Trump is the biggest threat to democracy and world peace that we've ever seen in America.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

i guested on a good podcast to talk about @mothership.blog!! check it out. @404media.co is awesome btw, if you like mothership you should be reading 404 as well

Trump is a fucking moron. But you knew that.

The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow.

Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance.

Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.

Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States

we know

You know what's really embarrassing about this conflict? Iran has a 90 percent literacy rate while 50 per cent of the US reads at the 6th grade level or below. Iran sent Phds to the ceasefire talks. The US sent realtors.

Senior NHS officials warned staff over criticising rollout of Palantir platform Ethical objections and uneven adoption have made the tech group’s contract a divisive issue within English health service

“If you criticise Palantir’s platform one more time, you are going to lose your job.”

Solidarity to all NHS workers opposing this toxic corporation. Shame on those bullying them. But they won’t stop us. We’re going to ditch Palantir.

www.ft.com/content/ff70...

The same week the NYTimes was devoting its significant resources to producing this ridiculous piece about Lauren Sanchez Bezos's call for rich people to not worry and be happy, Ryan Hass, an independent journalist in Oregon, was investigating this horrifying story about a death in an Amazon plant.

he won because the marginal voter thought he would make them economically secure, if not rich. he *thinks* he won because of anti-trans bigotry. he has spent his time in office ignoring the concerns of the marginal voter and focusing on the preoccupations of ideologues.

is "i tried to play [any first-person shooter] with my guy friends and they didn't have the patience for me to figure out the controls" a universal experience... is society still allowing this madness to continue... (yes)

That's why a key focus of the midterms ALSO needs to be getting new Democratic leaders in January

I was obsessed with these as a kid! Ate way too many lol

I feel Aftershocks is absolutely required watching after the first. I’d even argue it’s like Aliens to Alien.

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

Not only are prologues and epilogues not necessary to read, you can skip the entire book and simply read the back cover blurb. Further, if you’re really pressed for time you can digest an entire book simply from looking at the title. I get through hundreds of books a day that way.

This looks exactly like what the US, or Hollywood, would've accused despotic third world governments of doing in past administrations.

From now on, they don't get to stand on a higher moral pedestal spouting the same smug self-righteous propaganda lecturing some other regimes.

Humiliation and dismissal is not enough for these people. They must publicly prostrate themselves on the way out the door. I will never understand these freaks.

Good work!

Satanic Temple wins legal fight over 10 Commandments monument in Arkansas A federal judge ruled the Ten Commandments monument at the state Capitol must be removed, ending a nearly decade-long battle over the display.

"The Baphomet saga is just one of the ways The Satanic Temple has sought to "defend pluralism" and challenge Christian hegemony in America."
reason.com/2026/04/02/s...

We REALLY don't need games to look any better than they do, so y'all can ease off that bullshit. Instead of fidelity or hyper realism maybe be more creative?🤷 This 2-3 hundred million dollar bullshit to make games look like fuckin movies is unsustainable.

pls be april fools posts

You people ruin EVERYTHING

Lo que nos siguió a casa es una antología de referencia para el terror latino. Dos manos ornamentadas enmarcan ojos verdes luminosos sobre fondo negro, adornadas con un candado de corazón, llaves, cristales y una calavera en púrpuras, turquesas y rosas vibrantes.

Lo que nos siguió a casa es una antología de referencia para el terror latino. Participan Agustina Bazterrica, Isabel Cañas, Mariana Enriquez, Zoraida Córdova y más, donde cada historia viste la inmigración, la colonización, la fe y el folclore de miedos.

ES: www.edicionesurano.com/lo-que-nos-s...

Sopranos actor Michael Imperioli burns MAGAt Rob Schneider (who never served in the military) after Schneider called for the reinstatement of the draft: Imperioli responded: “I’ve got a better idea. Let’s send Rob to Iran to perform his comedy. They will surrender immediately and unconditionally.”

#GoodMorning good people!! #CorruptAndComplicitGOP #Resist
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