Please be real, please be real, please be real...

"the stock market is at 50,000!" and has since lost 5 months of gains in 1 month.

It is so annoying that I have to parse which 5e a product is.

Solution: Stopped buying it. 🙃

Numenera: Strand YouTube video by Monte Cook Games

Have you seen the short film Numenera: Strand? It's a nice peek at the enigmatic technological mysteries of the setting … so far beyond human creation and understanding that they're essentially magic.
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STATEMENT ON FORD PLANT VISIT FROM VP LAURA DICKERSON, FORD DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union —the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job. The UAW will ensure that our member receives the full protection of all negotiated contract language safeguarding his job and his rights as a union member. Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone—including the President of the United States.

NEWS: The United Auto Workers union throws their support behind the Ford factory worker who was suspended for calling Trump a "pedophile protector" — and slams Trump for targeting workers with "vulgar language or behavior"

This guy must have a history of this. Talk about "bad faith."

Have you checked Goodrx? My wife's meds went from $7 to $70 on Jan 1, and Goodrx made them $25.

Make it viral.

Hey ICE. Anybody paying attention knew this was coming. But just so you know, if a person trying to peacefully comply with your orders gets shot in the face, there is no reason to peacefully comply with your orders.

Wtf, @samsungmobileus.bsky.social. New update, and I'm suddenly using 129% of my battery in 11 hours?

Dear @montecookgames.com fans: This is your near-year-end reminder to check your account for redemptions that may expire at the end of the year. I know I have a bunch of stuff to have shipped!

Pancake in the shape of a bunny with blueberries for mouth and eyes, but accidentally horrifying

I made a bunny pancake y'all

Personally I don't think it's OK to say "I'm not interested in politics, I just want to live my life", because it means you're asking others to hold the line against people who would destroy you.

I have begun adding cinnamon to the coffee grinder. You're welcome.

Hey, I'm not giving you my ID, but it would be cool to be able to direct message again.

@square-enix-games.com hey, don't do this

Yes, I am going to vote with my money to not support AI anywhere I have the choice.

*sigh* Wrong evil piece of shit, universe.

Desperately need a new job. Fucking hell.

Is this where the Epstein files are?

We are being forced to have mandatory fun at work. 40-minute tailgate party at the end of the shift. Bro, I got shit to do. Just let me leave.

Magic card, Descent into Avernus. 2 colorless, 1 red. Enchantment. At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on Descent into Avernus. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and Descent into Avernus deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on Descent into Avernus.

Played a game of Commander a few weeks ago, and I got Descent into Avernus out turn 3. And now I'm convinced that should just be a standing effect in every game of Magic ever.

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Both excellent.

There are fireworks going off, and my first thought was "did he die?"

@rustyquill.com Wow. The scream in the season 2 opener of The Magnus Protocol was wild. Made me actively uncomfortable. Well done.

How to Remove AI From Your Google Chrome Experience - Opus Follow these steps to resist the AI-pocalypse in your everyday web browsing.

so Google just added a bunch (more) AI bullshit to Chrome

Go through these steps to disable it:

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#chrome #aibullshit

Well, I'm not gonna age verify. Where we going next?

Agree that it's unexciting. Not enough variation, and I'm not typically a fan of dice pool systems. That said, a d4 barely feels worth rolling.

And then the cops bought him Burger King and gave him an application, probably.