I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Princess Aura from the 1981 sci-fi classic Flash Gordon?

Where is Leslie Knope when we need her by the east wing?

I wish pikmin 4 had side by side 2nd player mode like pikmin 3. My daughter and I love playing together. The sh00ter 2nd person in pikmin 4 isn’t as fun for two 😞

My stbx husband doesn’t have a drug problem; he likes doing drugs.
I have the drug problem because I no longer will tolerate him doing drugs around me or my child.

You just know Clarence Thomas has a tunnel under his house like that Xmas guy in one battle after another..

What time is the rapture?
#rapture

Got rejected at cvs in Las Vegas for the Covid vaccination because I have no preexisting conditions.
And my 9yo got rejected too.
Are we healthy yet?
#maha

Going through a divorce and a move. Found this under my 9 yo daughters area rug in room 😭

Saw #sketch movie today with my 9 yo daughter. I liked it! I appreciate a well made thoughtful movie without singing and being too corny. The girl in the movie was a little dark and my daughter related to her.

Wtf? Wow

Dr?

Very sad.
I hope maga doesn’t pardon them

I’m going old school Johnny dangerously

How about:
A king?!
Why not Zoidberg?

Didn’t you crash a steakhouse?

I am here for this. I just worry that tr$mp will think we are all out celebrating his b day.

“Sick Grievous!”
- Carter pewtersmith

Def SSomething SStrange about theSSe guySS

The right must’ve hated MASH

Or change doll to 🔫

I hope the Las Vegas aviators see this 🙏
@aviatorslv.bsky.social

I hung curtains over my sliding glass door.
I have never used drywall anchors, a level, or a drill.
I got tired of waiting for my husband to do it so I just did it! It looks.. fine

A serious question- are these ice officers all proud boys and tr$mps secret militia that just got j6 pardons ?

MAGA measles

This feels like the first step in sending them to ‘camps’
Like someone else did. Hope he doesn’t start talking about purifying anything.

Nevada has a wonderful AG @aarondfordnv.bsky.social

Effective at what exactly 😣