It's not NOT for the kids...

Lyrics from wacced out murals

This isn't gangster? He references a gun ("blick") which yes has a double entendre for art supplies maybe, but still. The opening of this album goes hard.

How about when he quotes Biggie. Or when he samples a 2Pac song for the beat and raps with a very Pac-esque flow on Reincarnated. You can practically hear 2Pac's ghost on that song. How do you define "gangster"?

Chatbots are an invasive species.

Are they really? I'm ready to jump to the thousands, like The Nimbus 2000.

A pity that the Colosseum--that monument to violence, enslavement, and animal cruelty as ENTERTAINMENT--is being sullied through this crass consumerism.

You know what I'm talking about!

And what sort of facial ridges do the native population have?

You're falling off a 100 story building, desperately trying to grab a gargoyle to arrest your fall, trying to spread your coat out like a flying squirrel, you doomscroll Twitter for a second, then you're another year older, another story closer to splat! When's the last time you called your mother?

iPhone 16 already? At some point they're going to need to rename this thing. iPhone 37 just sounds too stupid.

Going swell! Aside from that hound with glowing eyes.

Hi!

Adults are just like babies. If they're acting cranky, it's one of four things: they're hangry, they're tired, they just need attention, or they shit their pants.

Remember: nothing is permanent and we're all going to die, so eat your avocados while you're eating them, listen to the music that's playing, and scratch that itch (you know which one...).