I can almost hear “Baby Blue” from this

I wish I was Soldier Boy. I like him Jensen Ackles is tuff

WHAT

Jesus, that’s a pretty thin split though

twitter post from vargskelethor aka joel_vinesauce with an image of a black and white photo with text saying "slut." the post reads: "The swedish word for 'the end' is slut. So you get to watch shit movies and be called a vapid whore at the end."

Best part about the early mornings is that I see all the birds waking up. Some cuddle up, others have a good fly around. Very nice to watch on my on-foot commute.

See? Outdoors are great. Why’d you want to throw all this away?

I love waking up early… when I’m not rudely awoken

…in terms of “Hey, I’m a bit strapped for time, because I’m going to head outside and take a look at this beautiful morning”, right?

@girlcock is this true?

@bencollins.bsky.social Does the Onion ship to Australia. In general

My brain melts out of my nose every time I hear some shit like “Dude, the Iranians just dropped a diss track on Donald Trump!” Like haha yeah wow isnt it cool that we’re facing collapses of all shapes and sizes”

Current American Democrat discourse is on which Iranian AI slop minifigure of Trump Administration members is the most silly looking. I can feel my IQ drop further as a result

I like also how Alex Jones is complaining on Xhitter

I for one welcome our new homo frog overlords.

With such great features as: “Gay Frogs” story, but we’re hyped about it

That moment when you fuck up so badly you need to modify older movies so that your story makes sense

You drive a hard bargain with the line “TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD”.

He’s A Consumer For An Amazing Reason

Before you start comparing yourselves, imagine 100 gorillas beating you to a pulp compared to a milli. Not the best choice now aye? #Wisdom

There were four terrorist attacks planned in December?

No, unfortunately I am not a meth cook. Thanks for guessing anyway!

Also whenever I do work I play Crystal Blue Persuasion

Making level gimmicks pmo, I have to constrain myself to shit like “fire enemies OUTSIDE of semisolids, rest in semisolids, call the level Heatstroke”

Ceptor subplot: