Your Hecking Epic WWII Ice Cream Ship, sir

Attention: I will be posting on here more often

I think the Democratic Party should turn over a new populist leaf by promising to put the entire staff of the New York Times in stocks

Immediately following this I became harrowingly ill and had nothing to do but writhe in bed for 2 months. Obviously this was Twitter cursing me for daring to aspire to productivity

Hello Bluesky, thank you for having me - I will be here for the foreseeable future!

I love him. He has such a strong inner world.

I've put a screen time restriction on Twitter for the new year, which is great news for my activity here <3

We should do this

Imagine: modern science lets you find your statistical soulmate, and unfortunately, you and your partner aren't each other's true love. You amicably break things off in pursuit of the one - each find them - you enjoy unconditional love from a perfect spouse. And then you cheat on them with your ex

Manul morning.

He held out for so long

an angel <3 the flaming sword kind

I'd never do this (fatass)

the success of this platform hinges on will stancil sacrificing himself to kickstart the online harassment ecosystem

we're all assuming this is a threat but perhaps it's more a disclaimer. Perhaps he's smelly

Scrapping the bottom of my already too shallow mind to concoct yet another persona for deployment on this place, knowing each generation more feeble and lackluster than the last

We must build

Today is FOLLOW FRIDAY. We have
@wramented.bsky.social
@leninregimer.bsky.social
Others, I'm sure, are soon to follow. Good evening

Sonic (the Hedgehog) I want shorter coups with worse planning by dumber autocrats and I'm NOT KIDDING

I’ve not read theory because I’m more of a do-er (stealing from self checkout)

This is the standard for great beauty in the local culture, I’ve been assured

I think there is grand potential here

Considering cultivating a completely different persona here that is more violent/sexy and profitable than any before.

He’s just a blessed boy

Dammit

Considering inventing a new, correct gender.

You can tell when you're in a true cosmopolitan world-city because the residents constantly bitch about it. Gushing about how much you love your underrated gem of a hometown - that's for second-string cities. You can see a similar effect happening for Twitter vs Bluesky

a few

We’re assembling..

This is a love story