Unironically have no idea which inning this could have been from. 🙈

Horst Wessel. Part 2.

He needs to get right with the Lord, but not with us (unfortunately).

Baffling to be honest

He absolutely was.

What can't Freddy Fermin do?

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“With every Harry Potter theme game ticket purchased, a bag of shit will be mailed to J.K. Rowling’s castle”

“Our ultimate victory is the absence of rush. La Calma. We have to enjoy this fresh air, the sunset, this silence and this freedom. All of these things are free. We didn’t pay a cent for any of this. Still, they’re worth everything.”

God, I want this to be true. 🐄

Random mushrooms that I spotted at work today — probably "false parasol", which are common in #arizona after rain. No, I didn't pick them and yes they are poisonous. 🍄

Well, obviously

LOVE TO SEE IT

Freddie with the sinister shove 👀

Psst. The San Diego Padres are in sole possession of first place in the National League West.

This has got to be an ALL TIME week to be a Padre and a Swiftie. The people are EATING GOOD.

San Diego Angeles of Anaheim

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Thank you Angels… Padres now have a ONE game lead of the NL West division…

Image of current National League West standings in baseball and the Padres are in the number on spot.

PADRES STAND ALONE

Brandon is THE ideal fan. Absolutely goat move right here. These 8 days are about to be 🔥

A photoshopped image of San Diego Padres baseball player Jake Cronenworth on all fours. Somebody has added ears and a tail and the words "meow."

On the off chance this meme of Jake hasn't made it here, yet.

4/55m contract looking oh-so-sweet. 🤎💛

And he was nails. 2Ks.

Apparently it worked! 😂

Jackson Merrill hunting seagulls with that hit.

GO PADRES 🤎💛

A photo of San Diego Padres pitcher Nick Pivetta's stat line. He is ranked first or second in everything shown.

This is good, right?

Dutch Bros >>>>>>> Sbux

He makes it look so easy.

A meme showing a man looking at baseball player Ramon Laureano saying "thank you for changing my life."

Razor Ramon!