what if i fucking kill you

Cecil B. Demented on DVD in front of my cool John Waters shower curtain.

A huge happy birthday to my absolute hero, John Waters, on his 80th birthday. I’ve waxed poetic about this genius so much that I’ll just shut up and revisit CECIL B. DEMENTED today.

Collection is worth 60 bones. Dayum.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

I can go to the grave knowing I’ve seen it in 35mm and in 4K IMAX. That movie is good for the soul.

A special throwback to this PSA from John Waters on his birthday.

Happy 94th birthday to comic genius and all-time baddie Elaine May

Crying during the final race of Speed Racer (2008) because yes, we are gonna make it, through the power of art and community.

Illustration: Honkasaurus standing in a cityscape blasting his fire breath into the twilight sky. Caption reads “aim for the stars”.

New #MotivationalKaiju just dropped!
Aim For The Stars.
#art #Kaiju

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL

Still high off this screening

Timeless stuff. My family vs your bullshit corporation. Kiddo loved it proving he is my son. Credits at the end said Lana and Lilly. Movies rule and Wachowski Cinema will always remind you of this.

More for him. Seen it like 6 times lol. I’m still stoked :)

Im seated already, man 👌🏽

Took my goofy Lil King to see a masterwork. So grateful this is being released again.

Back at it/still at it/at it

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery

Also, feels important to mention these days that this indie film was made by humans.

Gene Shalit voice: “IT’S FUN FUN FUN BY THE TON TON….. you hear that? Satan?!”

NEW CHALLENGER!!!!!

the descent into hell has never looked more beautiful.

Simpson you diabolical….

Ralph McQuarrie